Sex Education
(midwest.social)
Science MemesPee is stored in the Balrogs.
Can't find the nice spot without a proper map?
Fuck don't show this to christians!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S GOT TEETH???
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_(2007_film)
Vagina dentata...what a wonderful phrase!
it's missing a clitoris. clearly a man designed this.
That's just how it is during a period
If you don’t look, there’s no blood!
That is unfortunately not how it is during a period.
You also put a towel underneath and don't look at that either.
So you're saying that having sex with women is actually face-fucking Satan?
That's fucking metal
No, it’s fucking Satan.
Is there a difference?
Just came by to say that these two fit together very beautifully!
Still would
The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum... shadow and flame. - Saruman of Many Colors
I remember being 16 and having sex for the first time and wishing my gf was as into Diablo 2 as I was.
She was into Conan O'Brien.
I wish my wife was as into me as I am with her.
::: spoiler spoiler I'm not serious. I used my freewill to lie on the internet. :::
You can just ask to be pegged, many women are happy to do it nowadays.
You make it sound like a bad thing?
which part is a bad thing?
none of it was bad. it just was. i was into diablo 2, she was into conan o'brien. we broke up after two months.
You could've met half way with Conan the Barbarian.
or diablo o'brien
i just woke up and literally gotta start doing shit, i just wanted to sit down for five minutes and see some happy things and all y'all made me smile so (＾ω＾) anyways pretend i drew some horns and a mustache and a cigarillo in mspaint dot net or something i am busy for the next few hours if no one scoops me
neither of us were that cultured at that time. but that would have beautiful.
but we did watch Stanley Kubrick films together and we met in drama club.
See? It's not that men can't find the clitoris. It's just that womens orgasms aren't worth fighting the Uterus monster.
Let it nibble a bit on your dick as a treat
Stand back, I'm going in!
Give satan a finger and she’ll take your whole… never mind, sounds horrible
I respectfully disagree
You would!
Doesn't matter, had sex
If that's how you like it I can.
dodge
ram
Can be good advice for working with one of these
Hail Satan
No, it's fuck Satan.
Vagina dentata
Teeth was a great documentary movie about vagina dentata.
Hellish good sex!
Is it that time again already?
Looks like a light saber looking dildo is used here.
