Too real
(midwest.social)
Programmer Humorcross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/47150767
What kind of sick fuck taps the screen with their finger repeatedly??
Animals I tell ya
They instinctively tap on your screen even when you tell them you don't own a touch screen.
lol I tap on my own screen when I forget which computer I'm using.
Why tho? Seems no worse than riding in a car with somebody else driving - and in that situation your life is at stake.
"differently than you" is a funny way to say "triple clicking a hyperlink every fucking time oh my god you only have to click it once, mom".
I have the opposite problem. I don’t care how other people set up their workflow, but I get criticized for not using the defaults while performing better. 🙄
If you try to "help" by taking control, you'll soon find that all the similar tasks are delegated to you and no learning takes place at all. So your only option is to just watch them fail and bear suffering.
Obviously they're wrong.
When they accidentally open a case file window you never wish you saw
Watching someone earning triple your salary struggle to share their screen or start a presentation fullscreen
😑
Honestly, the fact that here in 2026, we still can't get peripherals like audio, video, and printers to work in a 100% reliable and seamless way, is just embarrassing. It's been over 30 years of having this stuff mostly standardized (and then re-standardized) and it's still a shitshow.
Blame the short term focus on profit and the system we exist in. There simply is no reason for it to be stable. It's not a life or death matter, neither for people nor for companies, hence, it will not be prioritised. The world would have to be very different for these "basic" things to be prioritised.
Printer companies keep them bad on purpose so you'll buy new printers hoping they fixed it (or at the high end pay for their maintenance contract).
The middle mouse button pastes the selected text, "home" goes to the start of the line, "end" goes to the end. Thanks for listening to my Ted talk.
I taught my wife about clicking the first item and shift-clicking the last item you want selected. She knew about holding CTRL to select/deselect multiple items but not that shortcut. That's when I realized I don't even remember learning most things about operating a computer.
I only recently found out about the middle mouse button thing when accidentally clicking on the new tab button with a folder location on my clipboard.
Yeah I unbound the middle mouse thing when I switched, it was annoying
Until you have to switch between Mac and Windows.
I wish everything used vim motions tbh.
I once asked a co-worker to scroll to the bottom of a list so I could see the last entries.
I watched in abject horror as he clicked the little down arrow on the scroll bar repeatedly.
I honestly wanted to wrench the mouse from his grasp and feed it to him.
"that's right! The square hole!"
My girlfriend does NOT use her mouse wheel to scroll web pages. It's melting my brain.
Page up, down, space, home, and end are WAY more responsive and faster.
Problem is, some pages do funky things with keyboard inputs and/or focus odd elements. This basically shoots a 30-year-old page navigation standard in the head.
Also, don't get me started on apps crippling back-navigation.
Page Up/Page Down gang
I've got a friend who scrolls webpages by middle-clicking and moving the cursor down.
Drives me insane every time I see her do it.
Is she a Firefox user too, then? I feel handicapped in Chromium browsers when middle-clicking does fuck all. If it's more than three wheel spins away, I too engage "auto-scroll", as it's called. Of course you can also scroll fast if your mouse wheel unlocks and spins freely but with the middle click auto-scroll, you can also go slow and indefinitely, which can be handy for longer reads or for presentation / screen share purposes.
Pretty sure it's a Windows feature, because I've done it by accident in Chromium browsers, but only on Windows.
But yeah she's a Firefox user.
Me neither, I grab the scrollbar and speed up/slow down as i'm scrolling through the page. Scroll wheel is 1 speed.
I also disable smooth scrolling. When I do use the wheel, I hate it when I can see text move to a position and I have to wait for the animation to finish. Nah, I want it to move there instantly, not slowly but smoothly.
Me neither
I use vim keybindings
“bUt I LiKe It ThAt WaY!!1!11!!!”
My project manager refuses to use hotkeys, watching her copy/paste with the right click context menu takes years off my life.
I had a boss who didn’t use even the context menu never mind keyboard shortcuts. He went for the application Edit menu to copy/paste. Gave me headaches.
Watching people open the browser (whoch open to google by default), typing google on the search field and hit search, selecting the first result (which of course is google) and the making their search when it open
I have to leave this thread.
It can get worse.
You could watch them post the text into a notepad doc that they keep open, which has all the stuff they copied and pasted before, then copy the WRONG TEXT back into the target document.
Years ago saw someone copy/pasting stuff in Excel one field at a time using the "Edit" menu. She told me this way she knew it was working.
I had to walk away.
I will also say that back then computers were a lot scarier, since many people had never used them. People were terrified of clicking the wrong thing.
She told me this way she knew it was working.
To be fair, I always Ctrl+C multiple once to make sure it copied, even though one would be enough. Humans are pretty irrational
That's not irrational on some OSes coughWindowscough. There was a time where the hotkey copy would randomly not work with no rhyme or reason.
Yeah, I am the same.
I type the code myself, so I know what it actually means, instead of letting AI do it.
It might seem different now, but 10-20 years down the line, they might be the same energy.
I mean maybe. But one is a deterministic way to do the exact same thing, the other is a nondeterministic way to maybe do a similar thing.
Yeah, that's right.
But are enough of the AI generation people going to understand the difference?
I feel like, due to the reduction of quality expectations, they will just end up feeling the same about this as we do about the previous one, despite the difference being visible as night and day for us.
Sometimes it’s faster. If I’m already using the mouse to change windows, I’ll use the context menu. If my hands are on the keyboard, I use keyboard shortcuts (e.g. Ctrl or ⌘ + C or V). It just depends on what you’re doing.
Where else would your other hand be but the keyboard?
Petting the cat (genuine reason to use the context menu)
People use the mouse to switch windows?
I have alt+tab bound to a mouse button.
If you have them side by side, and you have many of them tiled, I guess you could Alt-Tab through them, but I find it easier to click.
If I'm clicking between three windows and I have four open, do you really think it's quicker to Alt-Tab? On the Mac I just hit F3 which is Mission Control which I wish Windows had (it's basically a more elegant Alt-Tab; we have ⌘+Tab but that's only icons, same thing but not as pretty).
Forgive my ignorance as a non-Mac user, but isn't the screen that shows up when pressing WIN+Tab similar? It shows all your open windows and their content, plus (iirc) let's you switch to/create additional desktops.
FWIW, this used to work better when "cascade windows" was a standard thing.
however they get it done is fine it's just when it takes 10x the time to open something they use every day. bitch how do you live like this
By "differently" you mean "utterly wrong every time", right?
Watching people stumble around refusing to use ALT-Tab will be the thing that causes me to lose hair one day
My personal hell will be this but they’re also a loud chewer that licks their fingers and gets wet Cheeto dust all over everything.
Years ago I came in hot to a new team acting like I knew everything and the lead refused to teach me. Totally my fault for being a horse’s arse. However, I taught myself and got really, really good at it. The team lead had been doing it for four years. When I saw how he was doing it, I had to cringe. My way was way better. But if I tried to show him my way, it would have been like I was acting like I knew more than them. Had I come in more humbly, my contribution would have probably been better received. It didn’t work out with that team.
I don’t act like I know better than others so much now, if I catch myself. Sometimes their way works for them. And I’m not young. There are probably younger people than me who are faster. Maybe they use AI. I refuse to.
You’re never gonna be the best. Try to be the kindest.
There is a reason I always say, "backslash, the one without the question mark".
Yup. You can't say "the one leaning to the left" because, and trust me on this, there's a number of ways a person can screw that up.
Had a refinement yesterday, where we decided that we should add all tickets of an epic individually into the milestone (except for two).
And for whatever reason, our project manager had decided to use the in-browser split view and was struggling against that, but also just was about to do it in some cumbersome way. I think, he wanted to manually compare the list of issues in the epic vs. the milestone.
Either way, I could tell that he'd need 10+ seconds to even get started. And telling him how to do it would probably take equally long. So, I just open each issue of the epic in a new tab and check on each tab that the issue is in the milestone or add it, then close the tab. And yep, I was long done when he was still trying to find the issue list for the milestone.
That was certainly one of those moments. 🫠
He isn't entirely familiar with that issue tracking UI, so it's fine, and of course, it is my job to be good with computers and all that, but still felt wild that he could've easily needed ten times as long to do the same thing.
watching... and not doing anything about it...
😅
Not necessarily … I have a young colleague who has an absolutely Insane typing speed, he never copy-pastes anything shorter than something like a hundred characters simply because he types that much faster (and during all these years, I've never ever seen him make a mistake).
That's why I stopped letting others use mine unless there was absolutely no other way.
I don't let others use my computer, either - but sometimes I have to watch them use their own computer the wrong way.
yup - def a pet peeve
