Anon gets laid
(midwest.social)
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You didn't fuck his girl, you held his dick up while he fucked his girl.
You ultra-cucked yourself.
That's the gay part.
Now do the fake...
Tracking the guy down. No way to legally acquire the info you would need.
Is there any place that even lets you know that your blood has been used and who received it? That seems needlessly risky.
Where I give blood just tells you when its sent to a hospital and which hospital got it.
I'll do a quick look up of the hospital if its one I haven't seen before, but other than that I have no idea who got it.
That's a HIPAA violation in the US. It's a huge mistake. Hospitals lose cases in the millions over one.
Where I am, you get a message when it's been used, but obviously not any identifying information.
Also I have absolutely no way of knowing if the message is legit or they just tell you that a random time after your donation regardless just to make you feel good and donate again.
I could see the point in that. Here you don't even know if the donated blood will be used for research or for life saving operations.
Not in my country. I just give blood, get free chocolate and a day off work, that's all that matters to me.
I get some cookies, but I have to donate in my free time.
A slightly less deranged and more wholesome way of putting this would be to basically describe the blood donor as the greatest wingman ever.
... The recepient most likely couldn't have done it without him.
Virgin anon doesn’t even know what third base is
