Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
Chapotraphouseyea i could vibe out a bear
could you? could you really?
My granola bar that I forgot to put in a bear box seduces them well enough
I don't think I could seduce a bear in like, a sexual way, but I DO think I could like, establish friendship with a bear. I could be one of those guys who's friends with a bear for 23 years until it bites my skull into pieces either intentionally or on accident
I think I could be great friends with a panda. Imagine me squatting, having a cigarette next to the panda just eating some bamboo.
Then several years later, I tragically die as the first confirmed human killed by a panda when it falls 7 meters out of a tree and lands directly on my head, killing me instantly.
i could barely seduce people if my life depended on it
Me and you both lol
If the bear's life depended on it then sure, ig I'll break my volcel oath
Listen bears as a demographic are pretty easy in my experience... oh we're talking about the animal?
On the other hand, if my life depended on it I believe I would be eaten by a bear.
Could? More like already have!
Oh, nevermind.
Even men are choosing the bear
but could they seduce a twink?
I wouldnt be able since I couldnt deceive an innocent bear what if it really falls in love with me ?
check out this sexy ass bear
I could do it if it the bear necesseties of my life depended on it.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I thought the onion was to post satirical news not fact?
Cute lil bear bikini
