I hope the first song that gets replicated is the turret opera from portal 2

Is this close enough?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8gbosBxqiYY

dyingturret.wav

am I the only one who thinks "screaming" or "playing tunes" aren't features that should belong to a fucking controller?

They're done with haptics, apparently. Do you think haptics don't belong to a controller? It costs you nothing for these to be in the controller and you'll personally also never actually see them.

This is a "QUIT HAVING FUN" moment

all my controllers have had haptics, yet none of them ever played tunes because... how can I say? they were controllers.

Yes.

it seems you are wrong.

Nah.

Yep, but there is no need to cry for it, darling.

See above.

ahahahah I really triggered you fanboys huh?

that's nice.

Yeah, everyone else is crashing out, it's not you. You're acting totally sane.

I don't know why everyone is getting so weirdly defensive about this and downvoting you for stating your opinion.

I agree. It's like the PlayStation controllers that play little sounds from their shitty little speaker that sounds like it was ripped from a cheap children's toy. It doesn't add immersion, it adds annoying. I'd hate to be hearing little dings and noises from my controller while I'm playing a game. That's why I have speakers.

fandoms are weird.

For context, the screaming part is an Easter egg that plays a Wilhelm Scream if you drop the controller.

yeah, I am aware of that, but it doesn't change my opinion.

it makes it worse maybe.

I bet you hate floppotron too

for people like me who have never heard of it:

The Floppotron is a musical instrument created by Polish engineer Paweł Zadrożniak.[1]

It is made of a synchronized array of partially obsolete computer hardware programmed to play tunes. The current Floppotron 3.0 build sports 512 floppy drives, 16 hard drives, and 4 flatbed scanners. The net effect is of a robot orchestra.[2]

no, I definitely do not hate such a cool thing.

So why are you against the steam controller making sounds? It doesn't have a speaker, the noises it makes are from the haptic feedback. It's the same principle

lol

because it's a fucking controller maybe?

Why does that matter?

because, you know, it's a controller.

The cool thing that you don't hate, up above, is a bunch of floppy drives and flatbed scanners. They also aren't supposed to make tunes, but they do, and it's cool.

So?

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