Note: This was originally made for The Onion's photo section, there is no article.
And for anyone OOTL: Trump is currently in China to meet with Xi Jinping. You can read about it here via the Associated Press.
At least he didn't hump their flag...
A billion of them!
I think they accidentally a verb in that headline
Please do not the cat
Also do not the dog.
I can't even
I almost ate the onion. It's too believable.
