Kelly - Zzzzzz
(midwest.social)
Wertheimer [any]
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Tag yourself, I'm: ZZZZZZZ
Shoo. . . Honk honk honk . . . SHOO
I think this Sicko may have sleep apnea
Well, he's hardly a Healthyo.
I prefer: Hwarrrrrk... Mimimimimimi....
Sun's getting real low for the emp.....zzzzzz
the empire of downing sun
oooooooh, Earth Rider
- latest fad
Relatable.
Yeah I am actually kinda drowsy right now.
Portrait of his wife (i assume) is not sleeping, absolutely pedestrian effort
who tucks the sleepers in for the night? the first wife-doctor (woke nonsense, latest fad), of course
We all have long Covid and get eepy very easily.
The guys behind Trump are also asleep.
When he said “zzzzz,” I felt that.
At the precipice of apocalypse the empire slides into slumber under the blazing sun.
Those flashes on the horizon are just nuclear sundowning
Top tier kelly
Absolutely! I don't know why, but this is my favorite of all time.
I'm inclined to agree
I've posted quite a few of them here in recent years and as far as those upbears go this is already in 6th place all-time.
If you zoom right in you can see the neck-ussy
Everyone napping, ever heard of coffee?
I'm so sleepy, I call coffee "hot brown water" because it doesn't work for me
Have you tried meth?
No, but i have tried cocaine
'm so sleepy, I call coffee "hot brown water" because it doesn't work for me
Hate to break it to you like this, but if coffee doesn't work or makes you sleepy, you might have ADHD
weird way to spell "lack of amphetamines"
First time I took adderall it made me sleep for like 15 hours straight. Now it just calms my hyperactive mind/ slows the racing thoughts, which I feel was the source of my constant fatigue. Can't believe neurotypicals take that shit to rave
I tried Adderall and it made me sweaty and uncomfortable
That's what it does to you when you're not used to it or if you're taking too much
Ah, I might have to reinvestigate getting on it
they also have various XR (extended release) formulations that might make the crashing/withdrawal effects mid-day less noticeable, i.e. vyvanse is adderall with a molecular bit attached that needs an enzyme in your blood to cut it off before it starts to "do anything" so it's rate-limited by the enzyme doing that, stuff like that might help moderate effects like the sweating and stuff, but I think side effects like that also tend to go away after a few days/weeks of use (where your body starts to be like "this is normal")
I think that's just the human condition for neurotypicals
I usually don't sweat through my shirt though
What, you guys aren’t taking wonderful adderall coffee naps?
(Undiagnosed and totally neurotypical btw all my friends can see it and agree with me and nobody thinks I should go get tested for anything especially the things I’ve been talking about getting tested for almost two decades but haven’t done it because it sounds like a lot of work)
because it sounds like a lot of work
This might not change your mind at all, because heaven knows I don't do things that are good for me even if I know they are... But trust me when I tell you it's worth it. Not only medication (which you might want or not to take, it's your call), but just... The relief, and the kindness you're able to show yourself afterwards is something else.
Maybe!
I definitely have some altered brain chemistry.
Many of my most emphatic naps take place immediately after chugging a giant cup of coffee. Alas, I must wake up half an hour later to pee.
I think I read somewhere that lots of caffeine followed by a nap is like the best way for coffee to wake you up
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