At my age I'm starting to think a rich ancient creature of the night isn't going to stalk me, fall madly in love with me, and turn me into a gorgeous immortal vagabond.

I still have time but come on, man, my joints are starting to hurt.

They’re more likely to tell you that you now owe twenty quid in fines and your library card is frozen.

Yeah, but there's still a chance you can be that librarian!

Only if you don't mind the repeated concussions that seem to come with the territory.

She’s got the name for a librarian.

And deal with teenagers juggling school AND secret identity?? Thanks, but no thanks.

Tsk. Everybody wants the librarian, nobody wants to be the librarian.

I always prepare for Halloween by first donning a nametag that says "God" and seeing if any magic bullshit turns everyone into their costume.

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