Subj.: I have no microplastics in my balls
(midwest.social)
plinky [he/him]
Slop.where he comes up with this shit, it's almost endearing if not being a ghoul
Wow, top 1% balls
Oh he is a Mormon.
My microplastics have balls in them. I’m reinventing the game. I’m playing 9 D chess and the chess board is a sphere (which is a type of ball)
I'm planning a more drastic intervention for the microplastic in my balls
Lucky
New tagline?
He should clone his balls as they hold the key to converting microplastics into semen. The world should have vats of his bio balls to convert microplastics into eco friendly Byran Johnson's Creamy Goo!
Earth's atmosphere is composed of 51% microplastics by mass (and 39% nitrogen, 10% oxygen)
I knew it was Bryan before I even looked. Is he still mainlining his son's blood?
So funny to be that rich yet need so much attention
My "I Have No Microplastic in My Balls" shirt is raising questions already answered by my shirt
Hottest anime this summer gonna be "I Have Eliminated The Microplastics In My Balls And My Wife Has The Top 1% Of Vaginas"
I busted so many perfect loads into my wife's top-shelf vagina that the microplastics have dissolved in her pH 4.5 microculture
i think chuds like these might directly declare some measurement of tightness of their wife's vagina instead of keeping it ambiguous with just top 1%
He made a post last week about how he had just given her oral and her vaginal microbiome was in the top 1%.
At least he gave her oral. Most of this kind of chud will not eat pussy.
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oh, wonderful. I'm lovin' it.
I need this on a shirt
The Emperor's New Fertilitymaxxing
That's right boss we found ZERO microplastics in your balls
Wow, really? That's great but I thought that was impossible.
So did we! That's why we triple-checked with our most advanced "fantastic testic-microplastic detectinator" which costs 50 thou...million dollars to run each time!
Huzzah, I can't wait to tweet the good news to the world!
Bring back forum signatures. They made web 1.0 forums endearing.
(at symbol) KnilAdlez
Please use this incredible signature for every comment
I really do miss forums D:
I have one here... kinda...
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And so you remain… microplasticless …. Eheheheehehe
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but your words will not impact me any more than microplastics in my balls.
You have microplastics. I have no microplastics. We are not the same.
This along with him tweeting out the ph level of his wife's vagina is Dril material without the layers of irony poisoning.
"I Have No Microplastics In My Balls" is my favorite folk punk album
Wonder if his blood boy can say the same
Bloodboy....how about we exchange my plastic balls for your pristine virgin balls? 1-1 exchange. Fair deal right? Not that you have a say in it.
My balls are more like macroplastics
Bad Dragon
Plasticles
The studies were wrong my friends. I am that one in four billion.
