The problem with communism is it is more likely to send its bro science visionaries to the countryside for reeducation rather than allow them to sell untested peptides or suggest that you need to inject yourself with the blood of your youngest son Talmadge.

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With the power of communist plasm, anything is possible! We must send it back in time to keep him alive!

lots of skellies walking around these days. you almost don't notice cause of the meatbags theyre wearing

If marx was alive I would let him hit it, dick boil and all

He's alive in my heart

If Marx were alive today he'd roll over in his grave, because I can't imagine he'd be particularly comfortable after all that time.

Big if true

He might be able to in Tomodachi Life tho

Idk for sure but I think you can make people start at up to 150 years old and keep getting older

If Henry Kissinger can still be alive there's no reason why Marx can't

if marx was alive today he wouldn't be dead because he would be alive which would stop him from being dead

If Marx was alive today he'd agree with me that Dark Souls 2 is one of the best games of the last twenty years

The US govt really do give you a chance to have a war. I love being on the left, because it seems to me that this is almost lost in a lot of ways.

Nah I never noticed really

What if he secretly lived to 110 and didn't tell anyone, and there's a 110 year old alive today that he indoctrinated into being his communist sleeper agent successor when they were a child, and this person has Marx's specter trapped deep down in their psyche and are one sleeper agent trigger word away from unleashing it

They do in the Star Trek universe