Or... Your husband discovered the 2nd cat the day after you got it, got rid of it, and you never noticed.

If he finds out, then he can just give away one cat and play dumb.

Not a very nice thing to do to your spouse

Haha how cute and adorable to lie to your spouse and betray their trust rather than being an adult and talking to them! 🥰

It's probably just made up bullshit for internet attention anyway. Either way it's shitty

This is such a Reddit response. It's really not that deep

It plays so much into: i'm such a quirky girl and my husband is so dumb, it's a prime reddit give me gold story

You don't know know the whole story, and you don't know Torties. Humans are not consulted in these matters. I've lived with five Torties, and never paid for, or even asked for, a single one. There's a third Tortie in their future, trust me.

This is... insane that you're being downvoted...

I usually downvotes emojis on Reddit, but this one was needed.

  1. We're not on Reddit...
  2. What's wrong with emoji? 🤨

Lol. I jump between the two so got confused there I see.

Nothing wrong with emojis. But there is something wrong with doing this 😂😂😂😅🤣🤣

Wait, you... didn't know this wasn't Reddit, despite all the different instance domains in every person's comment? Do you use some kind of fusion Reddit+Lemmy app or something? This is really interesting to me, how that was even possible to happen.

I use Relay for Reddit and Summit for the fediverse. I especially picked Summit because it is very similar in look, feel, use and features as Relay, which I already really enjoyed using.

i don't read ppls names on this... i could see how you'd assume you were on reddit

There are some really weird emoji though, e.g. what's are these ones for 🫨🕳️🫟🧱📛💠 I cannot work out what emotion or concept these particular symbols are supposed to indicate.

The only ones I ever really find useful are the hand gestures the facial expressions (although God knows what that first one is supposed to be), and the national flags.

There's also some Japanese character ones which I assume might be useful if I knew what they said.

Highly agree. 👌👍🖕🤔😑🤭

That's nearly it.
Some very special cases can occur though where I might use 😱or 🤷.

Otherwise it's usually just :) or ;). But damn Microsoft for automatically changing them to emojis.

The first one there is a shaking emoji. Perhaps it could be used in response to an earthshaking news or something. I'm sure you could run searches of all of these and get the exact text descriptions from the official, global emoji standard.

... and then report back to us, lol!

How dare you speak the name of the Cursed Land

Emoji is a place?

https://emojimovie.fandom.com/wiki/Textopolis

Husband found a gf who uses the same perfume as the wife. She's yet to figure it out.

The best part I choose to believe is that this cats conspired to never be seen together.

The time our tortie died and we went to the cat shelter and came back with another tortie.

Yeah, they're addicting.

I'm not sure we have the same meaning of identical.

Those cats are close enough to fool me at least.

I guess I'm biased by having a tortie for 15 years.

Yeah, as a fellow tortie-keeper, I easily spotted the difference

It helps that neither has any white.

Having enjoyed the company of Charlotte (pictured below) for seven years, I spotted it within a second and I'm not generally very visually observant 😄

"has ears, tail, fur. Some of the latter is black but not all of it" seems to be enough in this case.

I, a tortie enjoyer but not generally very visually observant, spotted the difference in facial markings within a literal second and would have done it within 10 even if I DIDN'T know there was differences to look for lol

How did she keep them apart? All the cats we've ever had hung out together a lot.

And it takes months for them to stop hating each other enough to stop growling

Ours loved each other for months and now they're mortal enemies.

Maybe they were identical so they didn't realise there was another cat in the house until much later after a freak accident with them walking into the same room with a mirror on the floor.

I have two cats from the same litter a male and a female, and my next door neighbour has a cat that looks exactly like them. Their friends, and I'm not entirely convinced that the more stupid of the two hasn't realised that the neighbours cat isn't his sister. He's deadly afraid of my car keys, so I wouldn't put anything past him.

Is the stupid one orange by any chance ?

All three are tuxedo cats.

Orange cats occasionally get access to the brain cell, a luxury that is sadly not afforded to Ted.

Haha

Could be a Black & White.

Black and white are smart and evil I love em

We love Torties. Chloe is our last one, an old lady at 18. They're special.

"How I divorced your lying mother"

At least there are two cat clones so you don't have to chop the one in half and split it.

also probably gaslighting

plot twist: there was only ever one cat

Call me when he couldn't tell the difference between the cat and a new dog.

It just moves REALLY fast. Like the Olsen twin.

That computer in the background is giving me anxiety.

How do people function with organization like that?

My desktop is like that. Code repos are tightly structured. There are warring instincts going on.

Everyone knows you just keep files in /downloads.

Am I the only one in the world with an organized file structure?

I look at my desktop so little I just treat it as a folder for things that need be temporarily stored. The fact it appears on the screen behind whatever I have open is a non-issue.

It's just how Mac uses seem to lay things out. It's always a desktop full of icons.

It’s true, but these days Macs will let you collapse your desktop items in to a single icon by file type.

I also recently learned to use Stage Manager and it’s pretty sweet.

Hm... Is that just because of the type of users who use macs, or is it an indictment of Mac OS's file management user friendliness?

Because windows doesn't arrange by penis.

I know it's a Mac.

windows doesn't arrange by penis

I'm sorry, what?

Search “the website is down” and enjoy.

~You’re welcome.~

I can’t tell if this is a typo, 2007 era joke, or a reference to something else.

Did you mean to type “penis” here???

Edit: I have been educated and reviewed the literature, and awarded the OP my upvote.

I'm guessing, it's this: https://web.archive.org/web/20120619032849/http://arrangebypenis.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRGljemfwUE

Thank you, that was marvelous.

Okay well that was fucking awesome

And wildly similar to how my day went…

2007 era joke.

Yeah, just like a smart car is identical to a mini cooper

"Identical" lol

"Haha wife bad" from the other perspective

Pretty sure dude just went along with it
But he's told his buddies and they think shes nuts now. I dont blame them, i mean who thinks they can fool their husband isn't thinking two Americans is one? There are four lights, hello.

Nah, I have met quite a few people that care so little about the goings on in their house they would not infact notice there were 2 torties in their house unless both cats were in the same side of the room.

In that case, they've already checked out of their marriage to the point where they're basically just flatmates.

Those cats are similar enough that they would need to be in the same room at the same time to be sure that there are actually 2 of them.

I personally would disagree, since one of them has a giant orange splotch on their face and the other doesn't, but i also do like cats and am probably autistic ¯\(ツ)

Good point, i completely missed that spot.

I had what I thought was one stray that lived near my house. Turns out there was 2 of them that looked nearly identical I found this out when both of them were there

Nah, pretty sure it never happened.

Nnoooo

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