Worst thing a motorist can do is kill me.

When I'm in my construction worker costume I get a huge confidence buff for jaywalking. Look directly at the driver as I hop off the curb because the sandwich place is in between both crosswalks.

you mean anywhere can be a crosswalk?

I take great pleasure in forcing drivers to stop for me when I don't have the light. I stare them dead in the eyes till they come to a total stop then give them a tip of the hat and keep on my way.

Choose your fighter:

Real NYC/Boston/Philly hours

Signals and bike lanes are for the benefit of the motorists.

yeah but if you go early, you don't get to hear the pumping rhythm of the walk signal

My partner mad at me for walking to the edge of the first lane of traffic in the middle of the block and staring down oncoming traffic

rock paper scissors but it's pedestriancel rightofwaychad sigmamobile