Suspected WHCD shooter Cole Tomas Allen manifesto
(midwest.social)
ChapotraphouseHello everybody!
So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused.
I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.”
I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.)
I apologize to all of the people I traveled next to, all the workers who handled my luggage, and all the other non-targeted people at the hotel who I put in danger simply by being near.
I apologize to everyone who was abused and/or murdered before this, to all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure.
I don’t expect forgiveness, but if I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. Again, my sincere apologies.
On to why I did any of this:
I am a citizen of the United States of America.
What my representatives do reflects on me.
And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile,removed, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.
(Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I’ve had to do something about it.)
While I'm discussing this, I'll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I'm not military so too bad.)
Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest
Secret Service: they are targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (aka, I hope they're wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who aren't
Hotel Security: not targets if at all possible (aka unless they shoot at me)
Capitol Police: same as Hotel Security
Hotel Employees: not targets at all
Guests: not targets at all
In order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls)
I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people chose to attend a speech by a pedophile,removed, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn't come to that.
Objection 1: As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek.
Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the personremovedd in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial. I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration.
Turning the other cheek when someone else is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes.
Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this.
Rebuttal: I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn’t about them. Do you think that when I see someoneremovedd or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be “inconvenient” for people who aren’t the victim?
This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with.
Objection 3: You didn’t get them all.
Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere.
Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn’t be the one doing this.
Rebuttal: I don’t see anyone else picking up the slack
Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar’s.
Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered.
I would also like to extend my appreciation to a great many people since I will not be likely to be able to talk with them again (unless the Secret Service is astoundingly incompetent.)
Thank you to my family, both personal and church, for your love over these 31 years.
Thank you to my friends, for your companionship over many years.
Thank you to my colleagues over many jobs, for your positivity and professionalism.
Thank you to my students for your enthusiasm and love of learning.
Thank you to the many acquaintances I’ve met, in person and online, for short interactions and long-term relationships, for your perspectives and inspiration.
Thank you all for everything.
Sincerely,
Cole “coldForce” “Friendly Federal Assassin” Allen
PS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone.
Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo.
What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing.
No damn security.
Not in transport.
Not in the hotel.
Not in the event.
Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance.
I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat.
The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before.
Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again.
Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed shit.
Actually insane.
Oh and if anyone is curious is how doing something like feels: it’s awful. I want to throw up; I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will, for all the people whose trust this betrays; I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done.
Can’t really recommend it! Stay in school, kids
https://www.newsweek.com/cole-allen-manifesto-shooting-suspect-anti-trump-message-detailed-11880026
Turning the other cheek when someone else is oppressed is not Christian behavior... Thank you to my family, both personal and church, for your love over these 31 years.
Newsweek:
anti-Christian rhetoric
Lol
This manifesto is lame. It either needs to be more specific and explicit, or more unhinged. These apologies just make it sound like some Twitter SJW circa 2015
The manifesto also makes reference to "a speech by a pedophile, removed, and traitor," which may be in reference to the president
"may"
to be fair, the white house is full of those
Not accepting any manifestos until Klippenstein posts it. (But if their bluesky is anything to go off of, this is exactly the right amount of cringe we should expect)
This would be a bit cringe to read if he had gotten some of these ghouls, but the cringe is off the charts since he didn't.
I don't think it's a false flag thing, they would be unable to resist implicating the left more directly.
Yeah the
Wow there's no security!!!!
followed by getting absolutely no one, because they got stopped by security, is really funny (in a cosmic sort of way).
Like- my intuition when don't see something I expect is that I'm unable to see it or unable understand where it is. I don't assume it isn't there.
it really is quite funny. "no one is clocking me as a big threat" says the guy who everyone, correctly, clocked as not a big threat.
there's a great cum town bit wherein the guys are riffing on a news story about a kid who got arrested for csam, for which he got caught because he provided to his community college professor, instead of a thumb drive with his term final on it, a thumb drive with loads of csam on it.
nick pretends to be the kid panicking all night after submitting the final, only to give a sigh at sunup and conclude something like, what am i worried about? there's no way i gave the wrong drive. i'm going to be just fine.
like it's so fucking funny to imagine these dinguses thinking they're out of the woods, reassuring themselves just like we all do, but they are in so fucking deep, and are just about to get fucking nailed to the floor.
Worst they got is $25 to Kamala, attended a No Kings rally and was a member of the "Wide Awakes". No clue what a modern Wide Awake is but my guess this dude was a Shermanposter.
Pretty much all of these would-be assassins seem to be naive radical centrists so this checks out.
radical centrists are truly the most violent group among us all
The gyre widens and they fall through. 'We voted and now we're all out of ideas'.
That intro is so fucking funny. Reddit ass manifesto
I want to start this murder manifesto by acknowledging we live on stolen land.
Let me first apologize to the subreddits I moderate,
record scratch
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
Sic semper quirk chungus!
Sic semper tyrranosaurus!
(not including Mr. Patel)
They cannot fucking stop themselves from self-glazing in their fake manifestos theyve done this twice now
Is he sparing Patel ostensibly because of his race? That’s the only thing I can think of from a lib perspective
It really did stick out to me like that, like he doesn't want to seem racist or something.
All i'm wondering is if Patel orders his underlings to write this or if they do it preemptively to sucker up to him
I’m out of the loop, when was the first time?
Glazing Patel would be targeting him first.
Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed
The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered
Basic Christian morality, a belief in american civil religion, and that's it? Assassins don't have strong ideologies anymore
Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest
All but confirms planted evidence by FBI lol
Yeah there's no fucking way he looked at Kash and said "No I trust him."
or perhaps they understand he's so incompetent and liquored up that he probably isn't in on much.
Kash isn't worth the bullets and would be a detriment to the investigation.
If this guy wasn't a carefully set up puppet for someone's convenience (groomed online by FBI over a period of months probably) they are incredibly sadly video-game brained. Talking about priority of targets when shooting at the president as if they'll get a chance to continue firing after that lmao. You'd need a fully armored and enclosed power suit to be in that position and still living with the amount of fire you'd be taking immediately even if you took your first shot at the president without being noticed up until that point.
The only thing that makes me question that is he doesn't seem so far from this to be their ideal shooter. Goes to church for one when they'd prefer a Muslim, especially a Shia or someone with relation to Iran. Talks in libbed up talking points not antifa/Marxist/leftist. Maybe FBI guys writing his manifesto only surveil terminally online libs and so can only write like them.
Also I have to dunk on some people yesterday claiming the cops at the checkpoint were slacking which no they were not if you saw the video. Short of standing on the firing line guns pointed at the metal detector the whole time they were pretty ready and almost immediately as he brushes past the guy turned the other way he draws his gun and starts firing as do all of them as they move to close. Should they in a maximal security environment had a man-trap system maybe, are they likely to want to do that with swanky elites who chuff at that kind of thing? Probably not.
Should they in a maximal security environment had a man-trap system maybe, are they likely to want to do that with swanky elites who chuff at that kind of thing? Probably not.
All they need is a wall that forces you to stop. Something like this would stop a person from being able to blow through like that.
Why are the manifestos never just posted online with like a delay or something? So that they're openly verifiable?
Either way, fucking weirdos everywhere in this story. America delenda est of course, but either the FBI are fuckin weird nerds or this guy is. Probably both
This guy was a compsci and he couldn't code a deadmans switch to post his manifesto? Sus. (I have no idea how it was discovered or posted.)
He sent it to his family right before he made the attempt. Like he's already in the hotel while writing the end of it.
So movie brained, goddamn.
Hello everybody!
This is what happens when an NL viewer takes a day off of their office job
"slash marker assassination... WAKE UP HONEY new attempt on the president's life just dropped we are checking out the White House Correspondents Dinner shooting which just came out yesterday"
It's him. The fabled lib driller.
If security really was that bad all those dudes would actually be dead by now. One pissed off, fired, and well respected general could coup the country in a night. This is a call to get others thinking of going in alone to try. Theres no way a rational person would exclude Patel when picking targets. It'd just be all the faces of the administration since they all love to flap their fascist meat slabs in front of the cameras.
Counterpoint: Sparing Patel would be fucking hilarious if he got away with it.
Press: Sir, how are you going to solve the most high profile string of political assassinations in American history?
Kash:
Damn, how fucking convenient.
Least obvious false flag.
Shooter has photo on insta in an IDF sweatshirt..
That's real right? The post about that was removed.
the tempting security setup, the weapons choices, the coordinated aftermath with the ballroom posting, the mention of
the many acquaintances I’ve met, in person and online, for short interactions and long-term relationships, for your perspectives and inspiration.
is just too
Did Kash announce he was going to be there or was this written like 10 mins before the deed? FBI heads don't usually attend these things and it's weird the guy knew Kash was going to be there.
Even CSPAN pointed out how weird it is that he got invited (before the event): https://nitter.net/liz_churchill10/status/2048197834093011305#m
Kash does not miss an open bar
Cash Bar
Kash Bar
Cool but like, you can't fuck it up
Edit: talk about a premature celebration
This is his bluesky account which corresponds with the alias he used in the Manifesto.
https://web.archive.org/web/20250418175848/https://bsky.app/profile/coldforce.bsky.social
So many Ukraine posts. No wonder he doesn't mention anything substantive in the manifesto. He's just mad that Trump isn't doing empire good enough.
American attempts something American very Americanly - What are we, a bunch of IRANIANS?
The part where he's like "If IRAN wanted to do something they could have done whatever they wanted! Up the security for gods sake!" as he's planning his attack is like, unbelievable. No self awareness at all at what he is doing or who's side he is on. If Trump's administration is your enemy, so much so that you're willing to die to take a shot at him, then why do you have the same foes outside of the nation's borders? Why do your worldview and his align so much? Never crosses his mind or that of millions of "anti-Trump" Liberals, who swear up and down they oppose everything Trump is about while moving every day to become more like him and share his enemies.
How convenient that all of these guys have the same manifesto! I’m glad the government (and in particular this administration) would never lie to us about anything!
