If the bible was AAA
(midwest.social)
(midwest.social)
God: Your Old Testament Rage is fully charged! Press L3 + R3 to unleash!
You found: Whip - Press X to use
Jesus: "Wait...can we make that some other button?"
In my mind, reading this, Jesus has the voice of Jeff Fischer from American Dad.
Also Jesus: fucks shit up

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