You see a mango shake, I see one of those tumeric-ginger concoctions that folks assign all sorts of health benefits to that I ignore in favour of its burny, astringent deliciousness.

Man, now I want mango.

What about two identical mango shakes at once?

You haven’t lived until you’ve had a plate of spicy CoCo Ichibanya curry washed down with a cold mango lassi. Am man, fantasize about this often.

mangos are great-

I don’t want a mango shake, I want a mango lassi.

Good thing I’m not a man.

No, there is a 3d wish: having a 3d glass of mango juice.

I demand a strawberry shake instead. I DEMAND IT!

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