Beabs

The first Interbeartional

trying to decide who's an insufferable lib

::: spoiler the results are in it's you :::

"Did I guys ever tell you the time I stole some candy? Good times."

Where to post Contrapoints slop

"So Dave, how are the quarterly salmon projections looking? And the honey availability?"

man this spa rocks

murmurs of agreement

beer can cracks open

Do you think one of them farts and they all start laughing?

don't let on that you can understand them.

The water is nice

Yes, it is

The sun is also nice

The sun is nice, I agree

I like to eat a fish

I like to eat a fish and also berries

I tried to catch a squirrel

There is a bird

Birds fly

That's true

"And then Goldilocks ate my fuckin porridge!"

"No way!"

"Oh my god."

"Dude, seriously?"

it's spring, so...

"did you sleep well?"

"yeah I slept just fine. what about you"

"yeah I slept like a baby. third bear, how about you? did you sleep well?"

"I had a real nice long sleep. fourth bear, did you sleep well?"

"you know it I slept all winter"

"i think they wear hats cos they dont have fur"
"what? what? why? how is that related?"
"they wear hats to avoid sunburn, cos they dont have thick fur like us"
"you cant just make such sweeping pronouncements, correlation isnt causation"
"well, what's your idea then? why hats?"
"i dont know, we've been solving increasingly tricky trash can problems but we're no nearer to gaining their confidence"

New food sources -- USians contain too many toxic chemical additives.

"Wow, it IS deep here, isn't it?"

Just four bears, chillin in a river, four feet apart cuz they're not gay

Bear stuff. You wouldn't understand

"...So, I saw this cat, outside, stacking rocks, the other day..."

A grizzly sight to be sure.

So anyway the salmon said "please don't eat me I got a family!"

hahahaha

Salmon