SexUnderSocialism [she/her]
Slop.Just make a fucking burger. Isn't that what Americans are supposed to be good at?
great recipe for people craving a bit of raw beef, undercooked peppers and onions, and overcooked beans and corn.
completely mad technique to just heap it all on at the same time on a uniform temp grill. i know she's paying someone else to clean that flattop with all that sugar shes sticking to it
this would have been hilarious if it wasn't sad.
I haven't seen cooking this bad since I quit r/ambien.
That was the most repulsive thing I've seen all month
This stuff never gets to me, cook whatever you enjoy, however i will judge people severely for wasting food -intentionally- okay intentionally I'm not coming after you for accidentally letting an orange rot or something or blaming people who lack education due to their environment.
This content encourages food waste, while there's people hungry, I think it's an insult to humanity if I'm to be blunt. Why not learn proper technique for cooking large portion meals and do it for a community at least? I'm sure there's a lovely person doing that already, but they don't get any much traction on videos. Maybe someone knows and wants to share? I think it would be nice to help get people caring for others some traction.
Everybody's so creative!
Surprising amount of veggies for gringo cooking
Says a lot about the quality of British food that I didn’t even question this video. There are people who eat deep fried Mars bars over here.
Midwestern US food in general is like this. She showed restraint by not dumping in a bag of frozen tater tots. Probably couldn't snag a sponsorship deal from Ore Ida, though.
This is a whole genre of rage bait that was designed to keep you watching out of a mixture of anger and curiosity. Or maybe it’s some doomed sense of hope that the recipe might start to make sense at some point. I’ve seen dozens of videos like this.
This seems like the worst attempt at advertising I have ever seen. The makings of a decent recipe are there, the veggie to meat ratio would make some Americans accuse her of vegetarianism. Fajita veggies on a grill with corn and pearl onions is a solid base for a good recipe. The only conclusion I can come to is that this woman has no idea how to cook and wanted to fancy herself a food influencer.
You could throw this ""chef"" in a smoothie blender and it would taste better than whatever the fuck that is
Why does American cooking just involve pouring everything into a dish and incinerating it? There's never any process.
Wait until you learn about Aspic. It's just random shit suspended in gelatin, and it was popularized by the corporately-induced trend of bragging about the fact that you had a refrigerator by showing off a "food" that required one to store for any period of time.
some observations:
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she has never cooked that before. that wasn't a recipe. its pretty obvious she's never cooked that quantity of food before on a big grill like that, the way she used the spatulas. it was just a bunch of nonsense moves smearing it around and playing.
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that was enough food for probably 40+ people. and nobody else was even there. immaculate back yard, no tables or anything visible. they have no friends. all that food got tossed, because more than likely it tasted like shit with all that condiment b.s. sauce mix and the literal pound of grease from beef and the half thawed frozen veg mixed with greasy beef and condiments.
More veggies than most Americans eat so there's that at least
This person really pronounced fajita like
WOW a literal slop post
Americans aren't even good at burger. you go there and ask for a burger with the lot and it doesn't even have beetroot. shameful
What the fuck, that's some pervert shit and now that I think about it you're right. Where's the Aussie burger? How come I can't get a fried egg on my burger?! All joking aside, Americans love their fried slop, why don't they put a fried egg in their burgers, every time I mention it to a seppo they are shocked! I understand the beetroot thing, from what I recall beetroot is pretty different over there, but a fried egg? How is that so controversial?
Can't even hate on it, there's more veg on that Blackstone than the average yank eats in a year.
frfr
What an easy treat to make, let me just grab my outdoor griddle that's the dimensions of a queen sized bed
wtf is a manwich and how many men were blended into it?
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
manwich is a Futurama joke
Also called a sloppy joe, it's hamburger mixed with tangy sauce and served on a roll
total ragebait, there's not even any men ground up in that manwich
It's an ad she said every product name like 3 times
The LLM slop profile pic on the account should be a clue for people.
M A N W I C H
... this is everyone's favorite meal
Someone has to rescue those kids
Let them use the toilet first, it's probably coming out both ends 💀
Just make a fucking burger. Isn't that what Americans are supposed to be good at?
Seriously she's got like a thousand dollar griddle there, I'd whip up some burgers, or some chicken or beef fajitas and I SUCK at cooking!
that was mostly reasonable stir fry until the sauces
It's the mostly reasonable start that hooks you into watching the entire monstrosity like it might eventually make sense again later.
IDK there's no seasoning, not even salt and pepper.
And I feel like adding frozen veggies right on the heat and next to raw meat is bad somehow. I'm not a knowledgeable enough cook to justify that feeling, but I still wouldn't do it. I just feel like you should brown that beef first and use fresh veggies.
There's plenty of salt in the sauce, along with some spices and a metric shitload of sugar. There's plenty wrong with this garbage but it isn't under seasoned. Badly seasoned, yes, because there's no WAY just having 10% of the content of this being sauce straight from a jar is balanced or enjoyable, but not under seasoned.
well yeah the sauces are instead of more intentional seasoning.
if you're obliterating the texture anyway i don't think you gain much from fresh veg. might as well use a fancier meat too.
the food safety thing is a guideline, it's fine as long as the vegetables are hot enough long enough, and she's over cooking the bejesus out of everything here.
Ok I can accept I'm wrong about the frozen veg, but I feel like even with the sauces you should add salt and pepper?
eh, if there was any more salt in there i'd worry about gandhi showing up to protest the british taxes.
you could season it better than the manwich brand tm sauce for sure but once you commit to that i don't think there's any saving it.
Oh lord what did I just watch?😭
food crime/outrage bait
Yeah, any time you see a moderately attractive white woman making some really fucked up food, it's either some weird fetish thing or interaction bait
Its crazy how fetishes can range from latex to watching a woman make bizarre inedible food. So much range
Tell me about it
I've seen things you wouldn't believe
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
Wait. That's Blade Runner
fetish thing
yep! whenever someone makes a giant mess with dogshit food on a granite counter top and some guy going "oh yeah" every few moments lol
edit: also the entire howtobasic channel
Why can't they just be into feet and be normal??
Let's see those little piggies, patriots! Let's fucking gooo
dog fr lol
Feet are boring
Normal is overrated
Then again, I don't go around making a mess in front of everybody to get my jollies
The midwest
Gotta say, I've seen worse
But not by much
