Snow is unnatural.

Sure. But don't call me "500 year old map". #commaSplice

"Ice? There's never been any ice! Ice is just a myth."

Imagine a world without cocaine, vast, continent-covering amounts ...

If you're so smart Mr. Smarty Pants then tell me this: Who invented snow, then? If you say Thomas Jefferson, then you're wrong, he invented traffic lights, doofus.

The famous red wastes of Brazil.

I honestly thought this was a picture of a dirty dinner plate.

Okay, okay, alright, somebody, someone somewhere....

You have to tell me, how the fuck do they make money from being intentionally stupid?

How the fuck?

There's no way they're doing this by accident.

There's no way they're actually this stupid.

There has to be an angle.

What the fuck is the angle?

How the fuck are they funding their lives by saying shit like this?

Selling "secret knowledge" to stupid people has always been a profitable grift

Apparently twitter has a system where they'll pay you for posts with a lot of attention, regardless of it's quality. Pays less than minimum wage but some do it full time anyways.

Garbage in, garbage out

Combination of targeted oil money bribery + whipping up tribalism, some explicitly sell their souls while others tie their self-worth to a lie

There is a map showing a very detailed coastline of Antarctica including mountains and rivers from hundreds of years ago that describes it as a place that is very hot and full of snakes. The original map-maker said he had combined maps from multiple sources to create that map. You could argue that the description was false and intended to keep people away, but how did they see the coastline? It is at the very least evidence that Antarctica was not covered in ice at some point during not so distant human existence.

If you're talking piri reis the "iceless antarctica" map theory got debunked years ago. It's south america with period inaccuracies.

No it's not. It's not like people haven't mapped, measured, and studied the ice for generations. If it had been like that any time in human history, there would be able evidence.

The Late Cenozoic Ice Age has seen extensive ice sheets in Antarctica for the last 34 million years.

Thank god for global warming fixing this! We'll achieve normalcy soon enough

Too bad nuclear winter will cancel it out.

Thus solving the problem once and for all

"Just like daddy pits in his dwink every morning... and then he gets mad."

Oh yes, Eastern Brazil was a rusty red plain in the early colonial era

Man, I cant believe someone left the Antarctic freezer on for 500 years.

That Terra Australis going wild in there, or is it the flat earth walls?

Walls. And a few rivers before they froze over as the sun got dimmer with all the 19^th^ century soot.

also this map aint 500 years old. That sure looks like north america to me

They don't want you to know about the lost expedition of 1524. This map is the only surviving evidence of when the famous explorer from Genoa The Barone Giusseppe Palloncino took his high altitude hot air balloon over the entire northern hemisphere.

It also doesn't melt! They just add it to the ice wall around the 'known world' or make ice cream from it

I see four white rectangles there. If that's not proof of snow, then I don't know what to tell you.

I know it's a shitpost but my mind immediately goes to Pieter Bruegel the Elder.

Finally shows the True Flat Eart too!

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