Oh no. We voted in a gamer.
(midwest.social)
Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]
GamesSnake eyes on the rhetoric check
You can tell it's his wife that puts on the Nintendo 3DS menu theme bootleg soundtrack during sex and not him. Absolute poseur.
"The ultra-rich have been getting Mushroom Kingdom-funded Rocket Starts every time. But if I hit them with a Blue Shell too early then that will result in a Lemon Start for the working class movement. And it's better to get a Silver Mushroom Cup with 2 stars than a Gold Mushroom Cup with no stars." He starts visibly slacking in his posture and looking around nervously, probably for his wife who's stopped paying attention and is playing Bugs Vs. Tanks on 3DS in the audience. This will eventually lead her to being labelled a Nazi (correctly).
"So, uh, let's play another round of Coin Battle where everyone wins."
"That's Smash Brothers, you fucking poseur!" is yelled form the audience.
" . . . And every day this administration will get another mini-turbo in the right direction. The big prize in this Grand Prix will be hope."
He stacks together his talking point cards and swiftly walks away from the podium.
Bowser is corporate greed in this scenario
Nonsense liberalism, Mario (Vanguard) Party is actual theory:
What if he's dividing the wealth of the petit bourgeoisie so that no individual can threaten his capitalist empire?
Notice how only the princess and her friends actually play the game, while the toads and shy guys run the events and shops? Curious.
A true "Bowser Revolution" would end the "Mario Party" and redistribute the land of the "Mushroom Kingdom" to the koopas and the toads.
In this 2.5 hr video essay I will...
Maybe he's talking about the CEO of Nintendo America?
Yoshi is a fitting choice at least. I guess that makes the Dems Mario, doing everything they can to protect the oligarchic status quo
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@Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net how dare you post a screenshot of content in the wild, especially Nintendo content, without a ?
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The rainbow road has shut down because the coins used for roads have been given to Waluigi to fund homing bullet bills in the dry dry desert. Also, we've increased the funding for sniffit patrols by 200 million coins.
You still get 12 courses you get to race on, you just can't access the special cup like we can
mao is gordon freeman and landlords are the combine 🧠
Wake up Mr Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes
A gamer would have made a blue shell joke.
Yeah, if I had to contend with the idea that taxing the rich was like putting more blue shells in the game so everyone could use lightning and bloopers I'd have to think on my toes. I'd have to break out the meta ideas about go kart taxes, shittier race tracks, and how the people getting taxed aren't even playing the game. I'd lose 75% of the audience with my fidelity to the idea while you got an easy talking point
Thus demonstrating the counter-revolutionary nature of Democratic Socialism
