glimmer_twin [he/him]
ChapotraphouseI just realised that a lot of "survival food" like chickpeas and rice, stuff that keeps well for a long time and is also really cheap, is much, much easier to make a delicious meal out of than whatever this is. This isn't even likely to be the cheapest option for the US military to feed their troops, this is probably on their plates because of a grift.
retvrn to hard tack
Gonna join the “storing my liquor ration in my gun barrel so I can get fucked up once a week” gang
maybe the toilet clogging wasn't sabotage after all
Incredibly cruel to serve them British food
“We should rule the waves for centuries, let’s copy the british model”
“Not like that”
Hegseth just sent the Memo they need more rum, sodomy, and the lash.
I guess this food will make the sodomy easier. The lash will seem less painful too. But will they even get any Rum?
Such awful food! And the portions are so small! Lol have fun invading Kharg Island or whatever, I'm sure Naval logistics planned for you guys well in advance don't worry.
It's "maximum lethality" sweetie not "maximum food rations"
Maximum lethality actually referred to how lethal their logistics and planning are for US troops.
Reminder that the mutiny on the battleship Potemkin was kickstarted by maggoty meat.
The extra empty tray slots to rub it in
Also, does anyone have a guess for what that grey thing is in the first picture? Filet of yeesh?
I think the two "meat" items might be Nutraloaf Shoe Insole Patty and the ever-popular Nutraloaf Pile 'O Poop.
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Nutraloaf, also known as meal loaf, prison loaf, disciplinary loaf, food loaf, lockup loaf, confinement loaf, seg loaf, warden burger, grue or special management meal, is food served in prisons in the United States, and formerly in Canada, to inmates who have misbehaved, abused food, or inflicted harm upon themselves or others.
It is similar to meatloaf in texture but has a wider variety of ingredients. Prison loaf is usually bland, even unpleasant, but proponents argue that nutraloaf provides enough nutrition to keep prisoners healthy and helpfully can be served and eaten without utensils, which can be a liability in the hands of unruly prisoners.
or inflicted harm upon themselves
Oh you’re suicidal? I’m sure forcing you to eat boot leather will cut that right out!
This is one of the most horrifying things about the US to me. Not this specifically, but the fact that if you suffer enough in prison to just try to end it all you get tortured even worse. This place is literally hell
More like "Neutraloaf"
it looks like the sliced gyro meat that i've gotten from the freezer section before, tastes fine if you actually fry it up which it looks like they didn't lol, also one piece is like half an ounce
Sun Tzu said "An army marches on its stomach". This clearly implies navies don't. The Art of War is like jazz, it's about the wisdom that he didn't write down!
The US spends 50 morbillion on the military each year but they just can't hide the sheer contempt they have for their soldiers lmfao
May the child bombing vessel drift the seven seas, unlit and rudderless, denied every dock until all supplies are utterly gone, nothing left of the crew but hungry ghosts trapped aboard forever.
Unlimited albatrosses on the first world
Napoleonic soldiers ate better than this, lmao wtf
Humans hadn't invented food this shitty yet
Imagine how well everyone could eat if there weren’t pointless wars, and they were in the Middle East as comrades rather than invaders. Idk - I just feel like there might be something to be said about diplomacy and cooperation over…whatever this is. Legit this should be what they serve on crapitol hill while they’re cordoned off until they actually pass legislation (although this would probably lead to even more unhinged laws- so maybe not…)
When you can't even feed your war criminals lmao
They need no food in the pit
I love the way you think
bunnossin has my vote next election, have you heard about their platform to drastically reduce military logistic spending??
They do have access to all the seasoning they can absorb.
:war-criminal:
Simplot IQF carrot disks, precooked burger patty with smoke flavor added, and something heavily oxidized, preformed, maybe chicken/turkey that is in the process of spoiling? The other tray is either shredded pork or beef, with textured soy protein added, and some of the worst tortillas ever created, stabilizers and who knows what else. All heavily processed.
That looks just like jailhouse chow. Lol.
jesus I thought those tortillas were napkins. Cannon fodder ass meal. the troops really are losers and suckers
I think the thing on the left is the beef/lamb gyro meat you can get from sysco but not at all cooked maybe
"You gonna eat your insole?"
the bootlicker to booteater pipeline
Looks like a thick slice of lead.
There's just no fucking way a trillion dollar military doesn't have food. I thought it was supposed to be communism without food.
Of course they have food. Here's a picture of it being delivered:
I heard someone say he hired a doordash grandma for McDonald's and i guess that happened? Imagining her going through all the white house security is an image for sure
maybe the libs were right when they said the military is socialism
literally eat shit and literally die boot scum
makes my coworkers food look like 3 star Michelin shit, I can't even tell what that thing on the left even is
@NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net figured it out it's uncooked frozen gyro meat, they get similar stuff at my job but it's supposed to be fried and shredded on a flattop grill
uncooked frozen gyro meat
it's technically already fully cooked, like sliced bread, it's just suppose to be fried for better taste, cooks probably just stuck the bag in the fridge to thaw it and served it cold lmao
i love how casual it has become for the media to say that, even under normal logistical circumstances, the US military relies on concerned family members back home to send them food and basic supplies.
like the regular US mail can't deliver, so they're eating shoe leather, toothpaste, and the soldiers don't have armor plates.
paper tiger on fire in a dumpster.
My god, even the war efforts are on foodstamps
pete hegseth announces blockade of troops’ colons
Before deployment: steak and lobster
After deployment:
Part of the TruAnnon tip about always paying your guys cause when you stop paying they stop being your guys applies to feeding them too. Especially for treat enforcement agents.
They usually feed the navy pretty good because of that calculation. Ships are expensive and one rogue ship could cause a fuck ton of chaos given the right circumstances. It’s a lot more damage than a rogue truck. In the modern era the nuclear armed sub crews were fed well because you don’t want disgruntled people handling nukes.
The empire really is showing signs of decay with this shit
I was just imagining an aircraft carrier saying fuck this and sailing to DC
Just think how good your last meal will be GI. Clog your toilet now, turn back before its too late
Your Chef has abandoned you GI.
Wtf even is that? Usually only school children get served "food" like this.
It's honestly impressive, looks worse than any canned food I've ever seen, and that includes pet food.
I had to think back to 1970s elementary school to have any context for what I'm seeing here, and even then there wasn't anything quite this bad.
join the navy, eat like youre in prison
Having seen what americans serve their children in school I can only conclude that this is just part of traditional americans cuisine.
It has more to do with the fact that the schools, the military, and the prisons literally all go through the exact same food mega-conglerate.
There isn't enough grease or corn here for this to be traditional American cuisine.
Imagine being fed ship insulation & carrots, hardly waiting to get sent to combat & die for the elites.
If this is real they're gonna execute the worst land invasion of all time everyone will have tummy upset
We're going back to the 1800s, 66% of the deaths being due to drinking the doodoo water.
cool, hope it gets worse!
Eat shit and die
I’m once again reminding: don’t say die for entity, say kill for entity, one - it’s more truthful, two - it assumes presence of higher cognitive functions (for say, quitting).
Propaganda should have clear market demographic (say, people with morals inside military) and be skirting on truth, or perceived truth by them
Now, for say, iof soldier it’s non printable what should be done or encouraged, so not even worth engaging in media
You’re right. Altho some of these bloodmouths would kill for anything. But dying for something? That would make them pathetic losers
Well obviously, but not all of them. Plants can be afraid of pain, but refusing to kill is something much rarer, from dogs onwards i believe (recognition of self in another person, to be more academic)
That’s where truth part comes in, self-redaction will make same casualties in 2 years (200 over 50k deployed), troops know it, you know it, so it rings hollow when you say die for enitity.
Just get into the coffin already
that looks like shit you would skim out of a grease trap
lol, that thing on the left looks like a platypus tail.
Slice of lead.
no wonder the toilets are getting clogged
Retvrn to scurvy
The fuck is that grey slime lol
Better off Dead tier cooking
But you like raisins!
They're making them eat those orange earplugs what the fuck
Are MREs somewhat rare because as an avid streve1989mre watcher everything there looks way more appetizing than this and that can't be too hard to ship can it
steve1989mre ate the last 5 remaining MREs.
MRE's are field food. Where there isn't a kitchen to cook and all you have is a small stove or even a fire. Usually only combat troops like infantry get them.
Yeah but why. Are they that rare? I feel like since they don't have ground troops in that scenario deployed as of yet surely you could send some MREs to the USS Tripoli and then they cook them instead of serving shoesole with black gunk
They aren't rare but they're field rations. Navy ships are supposed to be supplying their own food to their crews from their mess halls. They don't deploy with field rations. MRE's are surprisingly carefully counted and stocked for designated field units.
Like, yeah I'm sure they could send them to the ship in question and maybe they will who knows. But ships (other than the obvious ones like troop ships) don't go out to sea with MRE's. Until now, maybe they'll start keeping some for scenarios like this.
You'd think with the War Department/Pentagon budgets, they could afford to send them some Jim "Pass the Loot" Baaker prepper crap.
Yeah and he has eaten stuff from the civil war
yummers
And here I thought spam was the most unappealing form of meat to look at
slab of tin for dinner. yum
I honestly thought that was a dirty sock on the tray.
better off just handing out an MRE meal at least there's more calories
Can you trust the source?
Times of India reported on it fwiw https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/us-naval-blockade-whats-on-the-menu-for-sailors-marines-onboard-warships-new-pictures-surface/articleshow/130322173.cms
