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The guide dogs here used to have a yellow lab coin collector, if that was the other axis it would be almost exactly correct
Terrified to ask, but what's a "husband beard"?
Well, beard is slang for somebody you married to conceal the fact that you are gay. So my guess is this is a closeted lesbian. Or it could just be a typo, but that seems unlikely.
Yeah I know what a Beard is. That sentence is clunky af and I still don't know if that is actually the meaned intention here.
I was trying to make a joke. But, you aren’t wrong, the sentence is clunky. I read it as “I was helping my husband trim his beard when my dog came up behind me...“
Same. Apologies for atomizing and killing a meme/joke. Either way, it is still funny!
And it’s not doing a great job of explaining this supposed razor accident either.
Clearly meant as a base for your MP3 player in a portable speaker.
Oh, it's a woofer
The rare superwoofer
do not connect it to the maraca cracker under any circumstances
The Maraca Cracker 9000
You dont wanna know about the first 8999
TIL of the Maraca Cracker.

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