Rulez
(midwest.social)
196Ladies, does this do it for you? Are you all just looking for an Onion Sack Guy and I’ve been playing it wrong this whole time?
I'm more of a potato gal, but I would reply to this.
You're focusing on the onion, but the real flex is the burlap bag. Unless she's into jute, of course.
You bring up jute. I made a ghillie suit out of so much jute almost 15 years ago now. I still break it out for Halloween.
Somebody's gonna get cut
the way this would probably work on me
This, or demanding cat pics. Btw, how are your felines doing? :3
These are the kind of profound dating messages that have such great thought and creativity to them.
And the response, if you do get a response, is probably gonna be “🤣😂🤣 hi”.
And 99.9% of the time I would be so pissed by that. But in this case, it totally works.
Stay gold, onion boy.
You are definitely not getting a first date with that strategy. You would get a fun nickname like "onion boy" or "creep" though.
Looks like the rest of the comments dont agree.
