I don't think the original artist ever saw a real turtle. Seriously, the Ninja Turtles hands and feet are doofy looking.

They're mutants first, teenagers second, ninjas third, and turtles as a distant fourth.

Also, they are cartoon characters.

The best I can do is having a cat

2 dogs and a cat got me feeling like the bourgeoisie

A Dog according to your ability, a cat according to your need

Millennials living with parents in sewers; the great teabagging of the 21st century bunker island cucks.

Those ninja turtles had a pretty sweet pad, especially for Manhattan

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