But my post quality... It's awful! (Comments are easier ;-;)

Replying is an impulse control issue

Ummm aktually I have posted once

That's fine. What scares me are the accounts with hundreds of posts and no comments.

that terrifies me because I can't interact with them, there's no dialogue.

Fine, if you don't appreciate my dad joke replies...

I guess I'll sea myself out.

I'll wave goodbye :)

If noone has any more puns to add, I think it's alright to put a bow tide on it

Water you doing? Tons of people still have puns!

On the old site, I would always check a person's post versus reply ratio. If they had lots of posts but no replies, I would block them because they're just farming karma. If they had a good mix of posts and replies, I would upvote because they're not just farming karma they're interacting in the community. Fuck spez and GallowBoob.

Fine! I was on the fence about going surfing, but this pushed me over. Later, brah!

no i make posts sometime-

I am of course not part of this group because i have 1 post
(and also am not a guy)

Into the sea I go

just like Harold Bishop!

Ok I'm swimming in the ocean... Now what?

I apologise for nothing.

And the followup:

Not even that:

I'm regretting this comments since it's gonna break such precious number but... I'm worse.

Amateurs... XD

those are some nice numbers

Touché

23:2400. Surely I’m safe…

Dis me. Also I like swimming in the sea if it's not too cold so that's alright I guess?

Well leaving the sea was a mistake, Nyah!

I am in this post and I don’t like it :(

You seem ok by comparison. Follow the rule and you'll be fine. :)

Takes both. What are you going to do to the lurkers?

Nothing. They're harmless. :)

They're the neutrinos of the internet. Thousands of them pass through every second, almost never interacting with other internet matter. I know you're out there, you internet neutrinos ❤️

4:2130

That's a pretty good ratio, right?

Would've been much more memeworthy 61 posts ago :)

No I'm not b-baka >-<

*posts*

Wrong i posted my beans

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