Things that make you go
(midwest.social)
MemesWhen I stub my toe
When throwing pasta into a sieve in the wash basin and the drain backflows, submerging the pasta briefly in drain water.
The fact that I can’t choose one from what’s going on lately… that’s what makes me go like that.
Wooden spoon for ice cream
Please don't feed the wildlife lead.
When you bike home in the rain because the rain isn't letting up, and the rain stops the second you get home.
Oh I had this curse of rain last year. Whenever I would have go somewhere the weather was nice and warm so I decided to bike. Bit when I rode like 500m it started to rain and rained until I got to my destination and then stopped a couple minjtes later. And this shit happened for 2 months straight.
Lidocaine.
gestures vaguely
A line of ground pepper.
It depends on if this alligator is in ecstasy or agony, I cannot tell.
But the answer to either: anal
Ecstagony
Waking up every morning, finding out I didn't die in my sleep.
You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em.
And by ‘em I mean me. Holding time now, folding time later.
Stepping into an unavoidable puddle and feeling the dirty floor water fill my socks
The crew of the Enterprise.
He has big hair. He must be king.
White words floating over my head
When the pothole was deeper than it looked
Protein in my candy
