A weighted blanket is a better option, but you do you.

But the weighted blanket won't fry my testicles the way I like.

Why are his pants unbuttoned though?

He was watching a Jazzercise tape.

He has the wrong idea about Sadako?

Came here wondering the same thing.

What is this image from? Is there context to explain his pants being open?

It’s from the first nightmare on elm street movie, he’s trying to stay awake so Freddy doesn’t kill him.

I wouldn't call this scene a "good night's sleep"...

He achieved REM stage at least once…

Well yeah, it wasn't the end of the world as we know it at the time.

Seems like every time I did that it pushed me down into a hole in the middle of the bed and I was shot back out as an unexplainable quantity of blood.

This is my hole. It was made for me.

It also turned you into Johnny Depp.

I know that reference!

Reminds me of the time I was working at Walmart and had to clean the milk fridge out; pulled up the panel at the bottom of the fridge where the drip trap is and there was a fully sealed, in-box, portable TV from the 90s when the store first opened under there.

They didn't let me keep it. 😩

Your bad for letting them know about it.

Stop exaggerating. That TV weighs barely more than half that.

Seriously. Theres no way that television even just weighs barely half as much as people seem to say it almost doesnt. The only way is if you weigh 2 televisions, double it, halve it, double it again, and then divide it into fourths. Even then it wouldnt barely weigh nearly what most people think it almost weighs

The handle in top is a great indicator. 60lb would break that

Jokes aside, I didn't have a walkman for a while, so I was "sleeping" with a boombox under my blanket, with earbuds plugged in

A 60lb TV in a water-bed, no less!

a nightmare on elm street, Johnny Depp us about to die in this scene

Before weighted blankets, we had...

Ok boomer

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