Dort_Owl [they/them, any]
badpostingI just wanted you to know about the sexy mouse
Eat your yogurt
I can appreciate mice of all sizes
yogurt makes you slimmer and sexier
Nice try big ag. I’m NOT consuming the tit cum.
Based and ratpilled
Wouldn't a Dort_Owl want fatter mice?
in times of want, yes. but in times of plenty, a pre-marinaded mouse surely satisfies.
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You eat yogurt to be a sexy mouse.
I eat yogurt to manage my hypoglycemia.
by katie moisse
Ok Mx. Mouse i see right through your disguise
bro unlocked his inner yogurt male
I'll have to guard the yogurt I make, I don't want any sexy mice running around.
Don't put your dick in the mouse
"sexier" is a wild thing to say about a mouse
Less weird when you realize how many furries are in the sciences
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I can assure you that @Dort_Owl@hexbear.net is an impartial judge of mouse sexiness.
What about gogurt
Do not put your dick in the gogurt, either
That makes them more radical, tubular and gnarly
Gurt_Owl
This has nothing to do with the owl thing I swear
posted by Dort_Owl
sexier
okay but have they tried feeding them beans.
I'm not eating the yogurt. I'm not pressing the button. I will not live in the pod in Mice City.
I dunno, I like a mouse with a little meat on its bones
