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(midwest.social)
irelephant [he/him]
iiiiiiittttttttttttUnless your printer is brother. Then I wish my car was like my printer.
You wouldn't download a printer
tries to start car; gets warning on dash
"low on cyan"
Don’t you dare slander my printer so
Right? If I want to print something it'll print.
If I want to drive a Tesla, I don't want it to call for the genocide of Jews.
And it being a Nazi brand.
TBF so is IBM (actual Nazis, not just fascist fanboys).
No shit? Like historically or up through the modern era or newly so or what?
Historically. IBM provided tech and expertise facilitating the holocaust.
I've never had any problems with my Tesla 3. I wouldn't buy another because Musk, of course. But the car's been solid.
You're lucky, then, I think. My nephew's 3 never got right. After a year of ownership they finally agreed to take it back, mostly to avoid a lawsuit, I think.
The fit and finish was also pretty atrocious, but I reckon most people don't really notice.
Not bothered by the safety issues?
I learned how to use the door knobs, if that's what you mean?
Same, we bought one before Musk went mask off. We're closing on 180,000 KM and have only needed to replace the upper control arms, which was covered by warranty.
Still have to pay a subscription for heated seats or whatever, right?
That was BMW, actually. Not Tesla
They charge for premium network connectivity. It's $10/month to make use of if the LTE radio in the car for connecting directly to streaming services without your phone, live camera feeds in your cell phone app, and some extra map stuff. You still get eight years of basic navigation and updates if you don't pay for it.
The heated seats thing was BMW, which they back tracked on
You lose gps after 8 years?
I doubt you lose the GPS connection, but you lose the network connection to make the mapping and navigation work. About like navigating with your phone without cell service
I like it, but it’s even worse than that as I’ve never had my printer murder motorcyclists or trap me inside and burn my body into dust.
I’ve never had my printer murder motorcyclists
But I suspect it would if it could.
There was a bug in HP printers that let people remotely set them on fire.
Don't worry. HP is working on this for their next firmware update.
Haha of course they are. Fucking HP.
In the early 2000s my hp printer had a paper jam and the error message from cups was “printer on fire!”
That's not from lack of desire, but ability.
The spirit is willing, but the cord is short.
Man, imagine a printer with arms. You’re not surviving the night.
I got a shotgun, though. I think I've got a chance.
While telling you it can't open the door because it's out of magenta.
