Spiderule-Man
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So long as he doesn't have a rapier we should be good.
They will eat your dreams!
Just in case anyone was wondering, tapirs are very athletic and profuse urinators.
They have a damn near prehensile dick
Huh, "profuse and athletic urinators" is better grammar.
But the original lists two qualities: athleticism and urination quantity. You've reduced them to urinators. What does "athletic urination" even entail?
To be more explicit: a short example.
I meant to express the distance and directionality combined with vigour of the pizzle deployment, as well as the copious quantities and frequency of piss.
I guess you have to watch a tapir wandering around spraying piss over absolutely everything within reach in order to really understand.
So I'm half tapir?
Let me see your nose.
It can blep
That's going to be bad news for New York if it comes with the power of habitat loss.
But NYC is the habitat loss!
It’s basically a horse. Just ask the Mormons.
Anyone else hear Sir David Attenborough saying Tapeeear?
