A blue what?

I'm going to guess 'bluebird'

Land, like a whole continent, on the shoulder of a girl

Would atlas shrug?

For some reason my first thought was “whale”

That would be pretty memorable...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CLumsir34

If this is anything except ODOT exploding a whale I will be disappointed...

edit: booyah, a user of culture is what you are.

Land on the shoulder of a little girl in a princess costume.

Pretty sure they're referring to a Hooloovoo.

I once saw a guy get struck by lightning. Well I didn’t see it exactly since it was blindingly white followed by some moments of confusion. But one minute I was talking to him from across the street. He was under a palm tree about to get into his car. The next minute I was on the ground, he was on the ground, the top of the palm tree was charred and on fire, and on closer inspection the tires of his car were melted to the driveway. Not a cloud in the sky, so obviously the “May lightning strike me if…” jokes haven’t stopped near 20 years later.

Thank you for specifying “once”

Well I wanted to be clear that I wasn’t talking about Roy Sullivan.

Did he survive or die?

My neighbor? He's fine. He was deaf for a few days and weirdly the palms of his hands were burned but it doesn't seem like there were long-term effects.

Why should I care?

Apathy? In this economy?!

Is this a philosophical question or a mental health question?

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