ai was good for one thing
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ComradeSharkfucker
People Twitter🚀 Disrupting the status quo: According to all established industry frameworks, bees shouldn't be able to scale. Their "hardware" (wings) isn't optimized for their "software" (body mass). 🐝
But here’s the thing: Bees don't wait for market validation. They just execute. They ignore the "impossible" and focus on the hustle. 📈
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. It’s all about consistent branding. 🎨
Let’s pivot. 🔄 Barry! Time for the morning stand-up! On my way! Hold on—networking call. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this digital transformation is actually happening? I’m speechless. I’ll sync up with you. Looking sharp—personal branding on point. 👔 Take the stairs; your father invested significant capital in those assets. My bad. Just high on the synergy. Here’s the new hire! We’re so proud of your career trajectory, son. A perfect performance review—all B’s. So proud. Ma! I’m trying to build my personal brand here. You’ve got some friction on your fuzz. Ow! That’s my USP! Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000 of the conference hall. Bye! Barry, I told you—no remote work in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that "Fuzz Gel" 2.0? Just a bit. Big day—onboarding. Never thought I’d reach this milestone. 3 days of primary education, 3 days of high-level training. Those were some awkward sprints. 3 days of university. Glad I took a gap day to backpack through The Hive ecosystem. You definitely came back with a fresh perspective. Hi, Barry. Artie, is that a new leadership look? Suits you. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. Going to the offboarding ceremony? No, I’m skipping. Everyone knows: if you over-leverage your sting, you’re out of the game. Don’t waste your resources on a squirrel. Total lack of emotional intelligence. I guess he could’ve just pivoted out of the way. I love how we’ve integrated a theme park into our corporate campus. 🎢 That’s why we don't need "work-life balance." Wow, a lot of corporate pomp for the current market conditions. Well, Adam, today we become stakeholders. We do! Bee-stakeholders. Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished C-suite bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City Class of 9:15. That concludes our orientation and begins your lifelong career at Honex Industries! 🍯
Do we get to choose our vertical today? I heard it’s just a general onboarding. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your KPIs and antennas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what the corporate culture is like? A bit intimidating. Welcome to Honex, a subsidiary of Honesco and a proud member of the Hexagon Group. This is the big leagues! Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have spent your whole life upskilling to reach the point where you can work for your whole life. The supply chain begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks source the raw nectar. Our proprietary, top-secret algorithm automatically color-corrects, adjusts the scent, and contours the bubbles into this premium, high-value syrup known as... Honey! 🍯✨
That colleague was high-potential. She’s my cousin! She is? Yes, we’re all part of the same corporate family. Right. Synergy. At Honex, we’re constantly iterating to improve every aspect of the bee experience. These bees are beta-testing new wearable tech. What’s his compensation package? Not enough equity. Here’s our latest innovation: the Krelman. What’s the ROI? It captures that marginal strand of honey that hangs after pouring. Saves us millions in overhead. Can anyone apply for the Krelman role? Of course. Most roles here are micro-tasks. But bees know that every small task, if executed with excellence, adds massive value. But choose your career path carefully, because you’ll stay in that vertical for the rest of your life. The same role for the entire lifecycle? I didn't see that in the job description. What’s the difference? You’ll be thrilled to know that bees, as a global workforce, haven't taken a single PTO day in 27 million years. 🚫🏖️ So you’re just going to optimize us until we burn out? We’ll certainly try to maximize your output!
I feel like shit posting on Linkedin is the best use of Linkedin now. It's certainly not finding work.
heh daily grind
Opposite direction
I might unironically use this
for fun*
Uh, yeah... for fun. Not to gaslight a bunch of pretentious employers who eat this crap up. Nope, just for funsies. 😏
Beautiful 👨🍳 💋
ED?? WHO'S ED??
Waow (erectile dysfunction)
Was too lazy to edit it out lol but I did just now
There's always a 'synergize' in the translation no matter the input, almost like its mandatory
I can’t even fathom the levels of synergy that takes!
Its very easy to shoehorn in words that don't really have any particular meaning
There is a specific meaning (greater than the sum of its parts), but basically nobody uses the word properly
Sounds like every quarterly report
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz
hmmmmmm :3
when things get messy.
Touché
someone translate the bee movie
🚀 Disrupting the status quo: According to all established industry frameworks, bees shouldn't be able to scale. Their "hardware" (wings) isn't optimized for their "software" (body mass). 🐝
But here’s the thing: Bees don't wait for market validation. They just execute. They ignore the "impossible" and focus on the hustle. 📈
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. It’s all about consistent branding. 🎨
Let’s pivot. 🔄 Barry! Time for the morning stand-up! On my way! Hold on—networking call. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this digital transformation is actually happening? I’m speechless. I’ll sync up with you. Looking sharp—personal branding on point. 👔 Take the stairs; your father invested significant capital in those assets. My bad. Just high on the synergy. Here’s the new hire! We’re so proud of your career trajectory, son. A perfect performance review—all B’s. So proud. Ma! I’m trying to build my personal brand here. You’ve got some friction on your fuzz. Ow! That’s my USP! Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000 of the conference hall. Bye! Barry, I told you—no remote work in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that "Fuzz Gel" 2.0? Just a bit. Big day—onboarding. Never thought I’d reach this milestone. 3 days of primary education, 3 days of high-level training. Those were some awkward sprints. 3 days of university. Glad I took a gap day to backpack through The Hive ecosystem. You definitely came back with a fresh perspective. Hi, Barry. Artie, is that a new leadership look? Suits you. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. Going to the offboarding ceremony? No, I’m skipping. Everyone knows: if you over-leverage your sting, you’re out of the game. Don’t waste your resources on a squirrel. Total lack of emotional intelligence. I guess he could’ve just pivoted out of the way. I love how we’ve integrated a theme park into our corporate campus. 🎢 That’s why we don't need "work-life balance." Wow, a lot of corporate pomp for the current market conditions. Well, Adam, today we become stakeholders. We do! Bee-stakeholders. Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished C-suite bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City Class of 9:15. That concludes our orientation and begins your lifelong career at Honex Industries! 🍯
Do we get to choose our vertical today? I heard it’s just a general onboarding. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your KPIs and antennas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what the corporate culture is like? A bit intimidating. Welcome to Honex, a subsidiary of Honesco and a proud member of the Hexagon Group. This is the big leagues! Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have spent your whole life upskilling to reach the point where you can work for your whole life. The supply chain begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks source the raw nectar. Our proprietary, top-secret algorithm automatically color-corrects, adjusts the scent, and contours the bubbles into this premium, high-value syrup known as... Honey! 🍯✨
That colleague was high-potential. She’s my cousin! She is? Yes, we’re all part of the same corporate family. Right. Synergy. At Honex, we’re constantly iterating to improve every aspect of the bee experience. These bees are beta-testing new wearable tech. What’s his compensation package? Not enough equity. Here’s our latest innovation: the Krelman. What’s the ROI? It captures that marginal strand of honey that hangs after pouring. Saves us millions in overhead. Can anyone apply for the Krelman role? Of course. Most roles here are micro-tasks. But bees know that every small task, if executed with excellence, adds massive value. But choose your career path carefully, because you’ll stay in that vertical for the rest of your life. The same role for the entire lifecycle? I didn't see that in the job description. What’s the difference? You’ll be thrilled to know that bees, as a global workforce, haven't taken a single PTO day in 27 million years. 🚫🏖️ So you’re just going to optimize us until we burn out? We’ll certainly try to maximize your output!
Not sure if it's what the screenshot used (all these translator UIs look the same), but Kagi has a translator that allows putting arbitrary language in the language select box. Backed by a slop factory of course.
Fun to play around with and post screenshots I suppose, though I fail to see the use beyond that.
Fun to play around with and post screenshots I suppose, though I fail to see the use beyond that.
Can't some things can just be... Fun? There was no "use" in Googling "do a barrel roll" or "askew" and having your webpage spin around or tilt to the side, but when silly things like that went away we all miss it.
Do a barrel roll didn’t require sucking up the sum total of human knowledge and water…
Obligatory about the water
This seems misleading since no timespan is given, but even assuming 100% accuracy this would only matter if we were currently adding farmland at unprecedented rates to multiple places that cannot handle having more water being used.
Yep, as soon as you hit enter - bam. All the water is gone. Everyone knows that! It's why no one has actually seen any AI output yet. It's all just forecast and predictions, because actually using it would instantly turn our world into a desert. Not even the hydrologic cycle can protect us!
As someone who thinks ai chatbots are pretty dumb and have limited use cases (more of a proof of concept technology) the water thing is kinda dumb. Like yes it uses a lot of water, but so does everything else. and its really not gonna matter if someone types in a few goofy little prompts
People are falling in love with their chatbots lol
It's Kagi afaik
Oh no! It learned to have fun bullshitting! We are DOOOOMED!
a couple of months ago i was tasked to gather suggestions for "fun" test tasks for junior developers and the most popular one was english to chinese but gibberish translator with caveat to figure out how to make input text technically a translation but also uniquely nonsensical one. even though it's not really a galaxy brain task and you could probably just vibecode that thing - the failure rate for it was surprisingly high because folks can't fathom OULIPO.
Dude, I didn't even understand the task until I did a search for what OULIPO was.
the catch of the task is that you just need to implement S+7 technique before the initial translation and translate that as input instead of the actual input without indicating that particular switch up. it is actually pretty neat problem solving task for a business analyst but can be a lot for a programmer.
Stinkedin.
