Time to break out the fuel crisis clothing.

(midwest.social)

Since the pipes lead to the ass... Maybe the machines use that as fuel?

I'll be heevin' yah guzzeline!

"I'm looking for something that says, 'Dad likes leather.'"

I'm vegan so just imagine this is pleather

We're going to run out of pvc soon 😥

We'll always* have leather.

~*at~ ~least~ ~for~ ~those~ ~willing~ ~to~ ~use~ ~human~ ~leather.~

Mycelium Leather is coming along, it's a super fast process too so it should be cheap (lets not kid ourselves, it won't be)

reminds me of human rind. lol

it's a bunch of munch of crunch of humans.

We need more buff men dressing like that

they're always dressed like that in the places i go to. lol

"Seriously, Bill, is that all necessary?"

"Janet....gas is over $5.20 and I need to fill the F250!...where's my leather thong? It was in the wash last week!"

Instructions unclear.

Boss sent me home

Soon to be followed by the false flag attack on american soil battle fatigues.

Rules