I'm... what
(midwest.social)
Stamets
People TwitterMAGIKCARP!!!!
Magikarp used SPLASH!
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377178
that's magikal
what word is censored out
No please!!! Don't let anyone from my instance see this!
I don't want to go back to sturgeon posts popping up on feddit.org every day!
STÖRt dich das etwa?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!
Hello
Edit: never mind, too many of the communities over there are in German for me to figure out the correct one to put it in.
That’s a sturgeon.
That's not salmon.
Looks like a sturgeon, maybe? I'm no fishologist
Could also be a ctardiologist. But I'm no expert at inserting T as the second letter of the titles of medical professionals.
More like a carpiologist, amirite?
You motherf-
It's best left to the fishisticians to figure out
That's not a real fish, it's a model/statue. There's a loop at the tail end, and there's no way it would be sticking straight up if it were real. It would be limp,
Maybe it's frozen. It is Alaska. And the loop is just trash from the sea it got stuck on.
It would be limp
Ummm, it's frozen, duhh
Brought home dinner!
This is no lower 48 Roadkill Cafe, "you kill it, we grill it." This is a whole different set of cooking skills
Potential caviar for the cost of labor only?
Id be mad as hell too how tf does a fish hit a car is the fish jumping over a bridge????
Reminds me of the bridge level of Super Mario Bros.
Salmon jump quite far, I can only imagine the king salmon can leap kilometers
Some people think king salmon are a different species but really they were just crowned king of salmon because they can jump the farthest.
I think it's crazy how it got stuck onto the car
That fish is too stiff to have been recently alive.
Appears this may be a white sturgeon, which can grow to 20ft long, 1000 pounds. Apparently they can leap about 10 foot out of the water, so yeah I guess this smaller one must of busted a move (a people mover that is)
