So what'd she do with the old one? Asking for a friend.

I don't remember ordering this vagina with sausage!

I didn't know you could actually reupholster a pussy

Are you sure it just doesn’t need oiling?

Sounds like the procedure hid her grease nipple.

Gender affirming care for cis people seems to be accepted way more easily.

Hahahahahaja

No, no, this isn't "accepted", she has money.

I mean, it accepted in the sense that entire governments aren't trying to forbid her from using public bathrooms over it.

I don't know who this person is but now I will be able to identify her in public.

And they say journalism is dead

"you could sharpen a pencil with this bad boy"

Dick guillotine

Attorney at cock law.

Needs a subsidiary/another spinoff

Also ... wiki/Low_Cocklaw ... ?

Cock law in this country isn't governed by reason

Ok I didn't know this lady even existed, and I don't know if I want to search what makes her renowned other than her surgery

Elizabeth Jane Cundy (née Miller; born 2 May 1968) is an English socialite, TV personality and former wife of footballer Jason Cundy.

just read the title, she put a squeaker in the vagina

Does it make her vag go “whoo whoo!”?

I want a vagina that plays the DuckTales theme song

I want a vagina that plays the intro to Toto's Africa when i spready my legs.

hopefully medical science figures it out. meanwhile, how hard would be to make wireless earbuds into piercings so your vagina can have music. Subwoofer buttplug recommended

She's a British TV "personality" and former WAG

So yeah, nowt flash

Well good for her, this is much better than those news articles where it's just "Rhianna wears a dress"

right like at least she put in the actual conscious effort to say something shocking

Hey, I can see her being genuinely happy about this and wanting to share with everyone. If I did something that made sex 10x better I'd probably be excited about it too.

That face still needs work tho.

That's not very nice

Prove it.

hanging out with her is like that SpongeBob episode with the rubber boots

As a man, I kind of get it. I used to wear corduroy pants.

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