Unbelievable
(midwest.social)
FrostyTrichs
weedtimeI had sex with a guy who spent the entire evening telling me the plots of various Star Wars novels. He was a good storyteller and I found it very attractive.
Wow, is that an option? Here I am just working on myself to become a more interesting, well-rounded person, like a dumbass.
There are basically two paths to romantic success:
- Make yourself into a generally attractive person
- Find a weirdo that likes you as you are
Path 1 requires way more personal work, but it's easier to find someone because you're compatible with more people. Path 2 requires way more effort searching for the perfect match, because they're out there but a lot rarer and harder to find.
Personally, I say split the difference and take the middle path: work on yourself enough to find a mid-tier weirdo.
1 is of you want to sleep/date around, 2 is if you want to find a husband/wife, no?
1 is for all relationships, romantic and not. Being a better (or even just more well-rounded) person supports all areas, since you can make more connections, and better maintain them in all situations. 2 can be a way to build a really strong connection, but one or two shared interests, and a good personality match does not a relationship make - especially as people and situations change.
My weirdo and I found each other and then started working on being more rounded people, I think we got really lucky we made it through the first few years and got to where we are now, 12 years on.
Lots of different people like lots of different things.
Everyone is someone's kink.
What's unbelievable is that the plot explanation required an entire 45 minutes
"Make sword also shout dragon kill eat sweet roll not die"
It would take 45 minutes just to explain the convoluted time travel shenanigans that explain why Alduin appeared in the first place.
"Somehow, dragon returned"
45 minutes high time is like 5 minutes tops in real time. Or at least that's how shit like movies and conversations always feel for me.
Keeper.
One time a girl invited me over, we smoked pot and she described how her boyfriend died in detail. We haven't had sex
sounds like she was waiting for you to sex yourself in front of her? Can tell have dated crazy lots before I got old
She was, but I received the biggest antiboner I could. After having met her the next time, I ran into woods, took LSD and got caught by the police. Guess I was the crazy one
I was at the pub once and told a girl that I'd just finished painting a Blood bowl miniature. I then ran home and brought it to the pub to show her. We had sex.
This is what people mean when they say "be yourself".
Anyway, here is the guy
Literally the first time in recorded history where a Warhammer figurine got someone laid.
explained the entire plot line of skyrim for 45 minutes
Honestly amazed it took that long, even while high
