I love waking up in the middle of the night, and the cat is just staring at you like . Stop hunting me and go to sleep.

The weird thing is that with humans it's the same - only in media bad guys look cool & laid back like kitty in the left panel.

Left one will close her eyes when you touch her.
Right one will close yours.

Left is my girl when I wake her up from her nap in my lap because I'm a horrible bitch who doesn't love her (I was literally about to piss myself)

Right is my girl when I reach behind the bed to pull up the charging cable behind the mattress (she's about to give me wounds requiring stitches)