A true hero of the Union, a good Atlanta boy!
(midwest.social)
PugJesus
ShermanPostingBlitch move.
What this country needs is a easily buildable pneumatic gun that shoots cow manure mixed with yellow paint a long distance. There are loser flags all over this area of the south and I think it would be funny to give them that extra ambiance.
Bad Blitch Alert
They got his name wrong in the headline. It's actually Chad McChadface.
blitchin
I am from northern metro Atlanta, and I'd like to request the giant flag owned by the literal KKK in Dahlonega be his next target.
Good news, Atlanta man! There is a 1.5 hour road trip waiting for you up north. Get ready for the adventure of your life!
Easier said than done. It remains under armed guard and you have to cross a large field to get to it.
Use a drone with a lighter attached
You gotta be more of a Blitch man
(Pete didn't mean it like how I mean it btw)
Bring in the mortars and canons, boys.
If we're bringing in artillery, I propose we move to a bigger monument to white supremacy
John Moses Browning has a plan for you
As a white man who lived in Atlanta for a time, I can’t express how weirdly delighted I am that a white boy from Atlanta did this.
Maybe there is some hope.
James Blitch. More like James-ain't-no-bitch.
If SC wanted to be honest it an Israeli flag would be added to their traitor flag display
What's the charge? Lowering a flag? A cowardly confederate flag?
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY RACISM!
I think the only charge that would stick is impersonating an Oblivion NPC.
I thought this was America! Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was 'merica.
That's why we call it ourmerica and not theirmerica
This is democracy manifest.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!
A succulent confederate flag?
Probably trespassing.
Well ain't that a Blitch?
There's a huge confederate flag flying in Washington state off of I-5 as of a few years ago.
a sign said it was patrolled by armed guard
This one?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jefferson_Davis_Park
Not to worry. He's just a cowardly traitor, as is tradition.
How far away are flame throwing drones?
Zero clue how common these are, but here's a 9 year old video of a chinese flame throwing drone removing debris from a powerline. That would do short work of a slavery pride flag and probably doesn't count as military hardware. Probably.
They've been around for a while. Ukraine has been using them to great effect.
So of a Blitch
You lost how long ago? Take your losers flag down and get a life.
I'm Quick James, Blitch!
We respect a bad Blitch in this house o7
Blitch, please.
You sly son of a Blitch!
I sometimes wonder if there's a sort of chain shot one can toss at a flag to instantly tear it to shreds, like a ship's sail but much smaller. Probably not, though, given flags aren't tied down the same way.
I imagine a paint bomb could be effective for defacing a flag at a distance? Honestly I think James Blitch's approach of simply lowering it is far more effective though. Especially if you can also remove the ropes. There's also a brilliant power move if they raised the American flag in the Confederate flags place
Go fund me? Get that man the best lawyer possible
