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I became trans bc someone misgendered me and I was too awkward to correct them
Put on a pair of programmer socks. In a venom-esque fashion they brought out my gayest and most feminine urges while refusing to let me take them off.
Exposure to gun oil.
I tried on a bra as a joke and couldn't figure out how to take it off.
First I wanted to ask why you didn't use scissors, but then I remembered how expensive those things are.
Scissoring isn't real
Let me guess: You also use vim?
Type :3 to exit
Ohhh... I was trying (setq bra-hook nil)
Pshh everyone knows you can toggle metamorphesis with C-x M-c M-butterfly
I fell asleep listening to ASMR, and "ASMR that turns you into a girl" was somewhere in the queue
Witch dropped me into bucket full of estrogen.
Where can I find this witch :3
Ate my twin in the womb. (Not actually entirely wrong in my case)
Hey, wrong answers only!
Killing your twin in the womb doesn't make you trans, it makes you a highlander.
It does when his Kuato-ass sry gene with my mom's PCOS fucked me up 😘
What are my pronouns? Yes.
my ass was just becoming way too big to fit "normal" male standards tbh
I got Max level on the first go around and decided to prestige.
I gave my gender to my (now) brother. His old one was broken, and it's not like I need one anyway.
The gay frogs in the water supply

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