This is slander, I very quietly do the least amount of work.

"I can't get any work done because the building is on fire and there's bees.

"Maybe if you stopped complaining..."

When I worked at a TV station as an engineer (over a decade ago), I regularly had to dealmwith fucking bees living in the sattelite LNBs.

This usually involved spraying an entire can of bee killet spray at the LNB then running inside for the rest of the week.

Why aren't the bees allowed to live in the satellite?

They are pulling a Costanza. If you look annoyed all the time, people will think you’re busy.

This works. I’ve done it and seen people do it and it’s really effective if it’s not a constant state.

Sometimes you need complainers for the company to actually do things that need to be done.

Complaining is how we got new laptops we genuinely needed for our work tasks recently. Complaining ftw.

Doing the least work possible for the corporate sound pretty based to me

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