belated but finally coming out of a coma

Congrats, buddy!

Epic, Bufo.

That's not what a frog looks like inside at all.

Oh, wait, this is that thing about explaining a joke and dissecting a frog, right?

Anyway, congratulations, Dr!

Congratulations! I wish I could hear about your thesis without identifying you. I'm sure it is great and fascinating!

Congrats!

congratulations on the dissecation

Im impressed you got to the end with how much shitposting you do! Congrats Dr. Fossilesque!

Congratulations!

From,

Oh yeah? Well my dissertation on automated weapons systems was able to defend itself.

Congrats tho.

Autonomous gun turrets can be... very... persuasive.

Now with 50 percent more bullet per bullet!

Just wait until you see how they defended dissertations in the Middle Ages

Why tweezers have been nailed down tho?
Please tell me no AI.

To prevent them from floating away of course (look at their shadow)

Seriously? That bothers you more than the frog having human-like organs?

However I'm pretty sure those aren't tweezers and they aren't pinned down.

Congratulations on surviving the flaying!!!

vivesection

That's valid

Needs a little stitching back up, but nothing unexpected & thx. :)

Is it even legal to use this template on days other than Wednesday? But don't worry, I won't report you to the meme police. And congrats, of course.

More highly frowned upon than outright illegal; a hard stare should suffice.

Maybe a "tut tut"

Defenses call for different rules.

Now we can say “What’s up Doc?” and mean it. 🐰🥕

More like dissection.

Congrats!

or vivesection if the frog is alive.

Congratulations! Eat shit, Dr. Kilimo.

It was hard work, I’m sure, but now you’ve got it made! I mean, now it’s easy street for you, right? Nothing but champagne dreams and caviar wishes, right?

congrats!!

Congrats !!!!!!!!!!!

Why are my ! censored? I put at least 8, I can only see 3.

Don't worry, I see more than three ! In your post. :)

First tell us what thesis you successfully defended, and then we will let you know whether you are on the right or wrong side of history.

Congratulations. I hope your edits are few and potential publications are plentiful. What was the topic?

"The definitive case for eugenics"

"An improved analysis method of Phrenology"

"the long term benefits of trepanation, a meta analysis."

Trepanning is back, baby! NSFL warning. Dude has his friends help him dremel a hole in his skull so he can like totally open his third eye or release the demon chakras or whatever.

Can't find it, but there was an interview where someone talked about poking their meninges with a metal rod and having a 'spiritual experience' or something. Also, bong rips feeling bubbly in the skull hole.

Thought you were OP for a brief moment there

Doctorate then? My mother was doing a doctorate but stopped right before the dissertation.

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