Arkansas is Iran
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The one respondent who wants to nuke Godzilla again
Iran? Oh, you mean the seaboard off the coast of eastern Greenland? Fuck those guys
ive been saying for years that kunming is the true capital of iran
Americans and picking one of the countries out on a map their taxes go to bomb, a classic for over 20 years
I was watching Americans guess wildly Iraq was on This Hour Has 22 Minutes over 20 years ago and somehow nothing has changed
*Pointing directly at washington DC on a map* "yeah yeah of course I know where Iran is. It's right there. That's where the US military should be doing it's thing, this spot I'm pointing at, which is Iran, because I know where that is, see, right there that point right there."
Show me a map where you get $5 if you're right
Well now I finally understand why we are going after Greenland.
This explains why the USA sees Iran as a threat - it’s an internal one.
I'm behind the one guy who must think To the Lighthouse was about a young man's coming of age during the twilight of the Qajar dynasty.
I'm the guy who thinks Iran is in the middle of the south Atlantic
It's like motherbase a series of linked oil rigs.
:kaz: We pull in money, recruits, just to combat Israel... rubbing our noses in bloody battlefield dirt, all for revenge.
I can understand maybe missing by picking another gulf nation, but I hope that most of the other ones are just trolls. Stuff like this does not help with my doomerism.
I'm not sure... In 8th grade our social studies teacher was trying to get a feel for where everyone was in geography and picked on students to go up and point out various geographical locations on the giant map on the chalkboard.
He started with really simple ones like "Where is North America? Where is South America?" and barely got through that point because he picked a rich white kid on the basketball team to go point out where "Asia" is on the map and the kid pointed to everywhere BUT asia.. North America, South America, Australia, Africa.
The kid was getting really mortified as the rest of the class was laughing harder and harder with each try.
I will never forget that as long as I live because after class I asked him if he was just messing around and he confided he honestly never looked at maps so he didn't know, but also he didn't care because he would never need to know that.
I remember my honors English class where the most popular and successful student/athlete learned about the existence of Arabs for the very first time.
One time my workplace did an informal fun lil test of identifying every state in the US. More than one person was surprised Mexico was so close. Most people got around 10 states correct and left the rest blank.
Around ten people labeled states with the names of foreign countries, like I remember one person identified Hawaii as Japan, and one wrote "British" on Virginia. These were people with college degrees too. Americans are simply not great at geography.
Damn, I'm not even American and I feel like I could get at least 50% of the states labeled correctly
respect to "the Falklands are Iran" guy
I'm the Iran is a Japanese province guy
Ozark Rednecks do be inhabiting rugged mountain terrain, they're cooking with this one

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