a job that would be hard even in minecraft...

Fuck it add some loopty loops like a curly straw add some barrel rolls and a turn pike. Gotta give the ships something to do

Looking up who controlled that peninsula, I found this lovely feature:

The UAE controls a lot of that peninsula, but the tip is controlled by Oman. Halfway down the peninsula is a roughly circular region, inland, that is controlled by Oman, but surrounded by territory controlled by UAE. Inside that circular region is an even smaller circular region controlled by UAE. I wonder how that happened.

Kind of like this:

Borders are stupid.

Wow, that has to be confusing.

Why is it called a Strait with all those curves?!

Because a long, long time ago some Roman dudes though it was a good idea to make that word mean "thin".

I have a strait peepee

So people fight over it?

They call me Crassus the Tuna Can.

The musk of victory is upon you

Ah yes, the Never Given

It was easier than saying no homo after Hormuz.

BOOBS Big, make go up, many many dick

I think they were just talking about curves as in the non-sexual sense: The opposite of straight, where the "straight" is as in the non sexual-orientation sense.

Tho if that's your thing, I can recommend to you the Atlantic Ocean.

I... can never unsee that...

bang bang it instead of dig dig
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Plowshare

Trump can practice for when he destroys Mt Rushmore.

Fun little fact, several underground detonations were carried out in gas fields as an early attempt at fracking. The result was a giant cavity full of radioactively contaminated methane, that didn't even link up to the other two giant cavities full of radioactively contaminated methane.

Overall, massive failure all around. But the fun fact is that areas where those nuclear fracking tests occurred were the same areas where the first mysterious cattle mutilations were reported.

As a further note, local farmers, ranchers, and police were not told about the fracking tests, or the radioactive methane below their feet. Also, the cattle that were mutilated were missing lymph nodes, which could theoretically be tested in a lab for certain radiation based cancers.

Finally, the guy who did the initial investigations on the mutilations was best friends with a member of Air Force Office of Special Investigations who had been actively lying to a very smart yet gullible man, telling him that the strange aircraft and mysterious signals he was getting from the Air Force base across the street was in fact, aliens and not super classified aircraft and weapon systems tests.

Polymarket took that bet down already, you don't have to keep advocating for it

It also funnels all the traffic into an even narrower pass that can be easily blocked by a bad actor

Why would Carrot Top want to block traffic?

ELIC (Explain Like I'm Caveman)

Unga bunga, dig long cave!

Explain like I'm 5 million years ago. (Well, 500,000 is more like it, but there's no nifty name for that, so a chat with monke it is)

Looks like Operation Plowshare is back on the menu

Ah, yes.

Let's start a major infrastructure project... in the middle of a warzone that is actively being hit by precision missile strikes on an regular basis.

While a pipeline in this location might make more sense... its still the same fundamental problem.

Just schedule a few meteorites to fall there and you don't have to spend so much in terrain modifications.

The problem is that the map has two more dimensions than the original poster’s mind can think in

You can see time on this map?

Where is that located in the world?

Edit: Ah, between Saudi Arabia to the south and Iran to the north, my bad

Imagine the money went into that canal instead of a 20 mile long feverdream of a livingspace.

The idea is good im not joking.

But lots of boom boom work.

https://www.osti.gov/opennet/servlets/purl/453701.pdf

Dynamite go boom. Make hole.

Diggy hard

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