::: spoiler Alt text 3 panel comic. In the first panel, text on a blank background: "Guys, ass or boobs?". In the second panel, two unphased-looking men answer, one with his arm over the other's elbow: "Guys", "Ass". A voice coming from offscreen says "Personality!". In the third panel, the men look at the woman who said this, who we can see. She looks at them with a U-shaped smile. She is wearing a cap with "I ❤️ BOOBS" and a shirt with "#1 BOOB ❤️" :::

so like - personality and boob come bundled?....

no. They're lying.

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Love the missing Oxford Comma, implying ass and boobs are effectively one and the same option.

Boobs? You mean front butts?

It's a really good joke all around because the original sentence would be read as "asking all guys:" but the first response you read subverts that leading to the missing Oxford comma

10/10 would chuckle again

I have no idea about english grammar anymore but i read it as guys, (and) ass or boobs

elbow

Singular.

All three?

Edit: all four!

curvy femboy? hell yeah

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