Oh oops, ha! excuse me, sorry you can't touch that grass we are growing it to put in cars!

They could go touch some corn which is also grass we are growing for cars

And like you wouldn't want to 'touch grass' in the city either. It's probably covered in piss or hiding used needles or likely both actually.

Needles full of piss

Okay but the grass in my neck of the woods has tons of little grass spiders itching to hop onto any stray grass touchers

city diff, mine's got plenty of grass (not this time of year but still)

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