"What's it gonna do, kill me?"

ISN'T THAT HOT?

Look motherfucker You offered me free pepperoni pizza, I'm going to eat that pepperoni pizza.

Do like you do with ramen apparently and breath in while chewing, worked for me when I've been too stupid to wait on a fresh one

You're rolling the dice for a choking hazard every time you do this.

Be careful with "larger than bite sized items".

(speaking from experience 🥲 duck that hot tofu piece)

Or you can use cranberry juice or something similar, works really well

FREE PIZZAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

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