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microfiche [he/him]
chatlol, lmao even. fuck you pay me.
that means now you can borrow your boss' car without asking and they can only get a little annoyed at you
aight cool I'm going no contact and you can no longer see or talk to your grandchildren (my team - we're unionising)
"Oh that's great! I've worried about making rent this month. Can I have $300 unc?"
Hey, I borrowed your laptop
Run
Or demand endless bread sticks. Or be prepared for convoluted setups that inevitably result in street racing.
Have a nepo petty tyrant friend who gets very offended when I insult business owners.
I treat my employees like they're family and we respect each other
He buys a fixer-upper and I offer to help (for free obviously) because friend and because I'm good at handyman stuff and because I think building stuff is fun.
What? No, I could never let you do work for me, I respect you too much. You're practically family.
this is a warning that you are about to get scammed even worse than before
I keep my professional contacts fresh for exactly this reason.
I recently received another endorsement on my plumbing license which is typically commensurate w/ a decent raise - I've dealt with a lot of shit, literal and figurative, to get to where I am. I refuse to sell myself short. I turned in my two weeks after I was told they can't afford it.
Meanwhile failson is driving a brand new Ram 1 ton dually, after he wrapped his other brand new truck around a phone pole while out drinking a year ago. HE JUST GOT HIS LICENSE REINSTATED A WEEK AGO. It's got every conceivable option from the dealership, along with a lift, big mud tires, and a bulletproof transmission to handle it all. I'd estimate 120k give or take a few k.
This is very funny and insightful
i hope when he inevitably gets into another car crash that he's the only one that dies
I think that was his second drinking related wreck. Both that I know of were single driver, single car. Already had an interlock once that I know of but I likely don't k ow the whole story.
Well that definitely explains why he can't afford to pay you what you're worth
bulletproof transmission
is that actually a thing
I googled it for both of us. It appears to just mean a very sturdy/reliable transmission that holds up to abuse.
The family:
We're a family here...
and I'm the abusive right-wing patriarch who will abandon that family when it benefits me more than the control I have over them
Rule of Acquisition #91: Your boss is only worth what he pays you.
run
Ah damn
Came to post this
My last family was murdered by Joe Chill in Crime Alley
