I LOVE EATING STIR BARS
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Science MemesWhoa, that's way too many magnets. You're only supposed to use one, and they go in the second stomach so they don't impede the passage of food
I find this pretty unsettling.
Sadly this is probably from a child who ate a bunch of magnets.
Is it not cocain smuggling via eating pods?
Maybe you're right, but the hips look very small and the objects very uniform.
Lab stir bars are Teflon coated and look like candy. No idea where anyone could find that many stir bars.
Take your child to work day? Shouldn't be doing that if you work in an industrial lab tho.
Maybe the storage room of a college chem class or smth?
Don’t go for an MRI. Intestine smoothie.
well at least that smoothie will have a stir bar to mix it up...
> bites victim
> injects stir bars through fangs
> drag them back to my lair
> throw onto the stir-floor
> suck up organ smoothie in flesh cup
> take nap
Today was a good day.
Ah, so this is what they mean about PIs cannibalising graduate students.
Lab Shelob behaviour
Oh! Stir bars are the magnetic things at the bottom of lab jars when you're missing stuff, right?
I thought Stir Bar was a nutrition bar or a chocolate bar like a Boost. Stir isn't a great name for a protein bar, but it's not the worst.
I'm stealing this idea fyi. Science themed energy bars.
Please tell me these are cocaine condoms and not actual stir bars like I thought when I first woke up and saw this
Wtf am I looking at?
An x-ray image of the abdomen of a child or maybe a pet that swallowed quite a few plastic-coated magnetic stir bars (intended to go into some solution to be automatically stirred by a device in a laboratory) which appear to fill their colon in the foreground of this picture.
Edit: at least I think so but someone will surely correct me if I'm wrong
Probably someone who's had major bone reconstruction
What are you, the waste container?
- those are huge stir bars
- my body is about to become organ smoothie 😱
Children eat weird stuff
Where does a child come across hundreds of lab stir bars.
Wherever their parent left them unattended, presumably.
to be fair, stir bars are totally forbidden food - they look delicious
Mmm magnets.
And implanting them all over the place, apparently.
If they're supposed to be eaten, why do they look like mints?
What is happening?
You spin me right round...
sailors hate them!
