Rule number one: don't shut up to be nice
(midwest.social)
TotallynotJessica
196Why is he in ASDA?
He's in the kitchenware aisle, buying a pot to stir
- add more that 2 cints
Poke the bees nest
Go beat around a couple bushes
Take my pound of flesh
- Be a loose cannon
- Rock the boat
(Though, a loose cannon would rock the boat…)
Take some wooden nickels Bite the hand that feeds you Bite off more than you can chew
What can you do Dare to be stupid
I can't not sing the phrase "Dare to be Stupid"
Always brings me joy lol
Don't forget to rock the boat
Gonna screw the pooch 👺
Its the routine that keeps me healthy man.
We just going to ignore the size of bob geldof's feet there?
Shoes*
His feet could be any size that fits inside them
on some Willem Dafoe shit
WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?!
