I've been waiting for years for the US to name one of our hurricanes, Richard. I know they won't name it Dick, but Richard's good enough because Dick is the nickname for Richard and we would all love the headlines. Assuming, of course, that it was a mild hurricane that didn't do much damage, but just blew through the area.

This is America.

Idk.. "Dicks Blown Off at Macomb Mall" is short, sweet and keeps you wondering.

I don't have the drive for ma cum b daily anymore, 2-3 times a week is fine for me

I bet they're still chuckling to themselves.

For Harambe!

I should call her.

Jeez, the whole headline...Macumb...Rose...Mall.

And the his dick fell off!

Dick’s in the wind now.

A flying dickhole.