Bombshell report
I see what you did there, Alex
How's that "peace president" going for you now, MAGAt fuckheads?
This is all a distraction from him RAPING CHILDREN. That nasty old bastard is starting wars just to try to get us to stop focusing on the fact he was mentioned 38-fucking-THOUSAND times in the trumpstein files.
Common mistake, it's "piss president" actually.
This pedo fucked so many kids.
Most peaceful president of the entire history. If you consider that war is peace.
War is peace. The chant is simple. Ignorance is strength, The less we know, the less can break us. Freedom is slavery, Choice is a burden kindly removed. Two minutes of hate, A lifetime of calm. The guns speak loudly So the mind can stay quiet. War is peace. Repeat until it is true.
So let's check the MAGA scoreboard:
America First, no foreign entanglements - tell it to Venezuela, Iran, Greenland, NATO, Canada, Mexico, Colombia, Cuba, and more.
Lowering Prices on Day One - Day 400, and prices keep rising.
Release the Epstein Files, and expose all those Democrats - Whoops it's nearly ALL wealthy MAGAs, nothing important.
Lower the Deficit/National Debt - During a MAGA administration? Don't be silly, that's only for Democrats.
Deporting Criminals - Mostly deporting asylum seekers, people going through the legal process, mothers, fathers, school kids, dying children and adults, veterans, etc., all without due process.
Making America Safer - They could have taken credit for an historic downturn in crime, but instead they released Paramilitary Death Squads into the streets to beat and murder innocent citizens in spontaneous firing squads.
Punishing all your Liberal enemies - turns out, even MAGA judges won't go along with something so illegal and unconstitutional.
So, at this point, what's the attraction? The open, enthusiastic corruption? The gaslighting right to your face? The virtuosic incompetence? The concentration camps they're building?
I'll bet it's the Pedophilia. All MAGAs are pedophiles, by either being one, or excusing and defending MAGA, who are, like I said ALL pedophiles.
"Please stop talking about how I am a child rapist."
-- Trump planning to invade Iran
Because wars always, always, always boost support of a President in the USA.
Vietnam didn't help LBJ.
When it comes to Iran, I just want the people to be free from their oppressors finally. If the current clown in office is the one who will take all the credit for freeing them from those psychotic freaks in power, then so be it. But who knows when it comes to Trump? He says things and sometimes actions follows, but most of the time he just says shit to confuse and distract people. I cannot wait for the day he leaves politics.
Truly, I too hope that the Nazi pedophile empire bombs Iran, in order to free them. "Them" refers to Israel, specifically. I hope he frees Israel from having any regional opponents. As for the Iranian people, they'll have to pay for opposing America.
Uh... wut?
Seems obvious enough to me. What's not to get?
First off...
Fuck Israel, genocidal scum!
That's not very becoming of an anti-war president, recipient of the exclusive and coveted FIFA peace prize.
He proved his commitment to Peace, when he changed the name of the Dept of Defense to the Dept of War. That's the kind of commitment that the Nobel Committee looks for in a candidate, and we all know how committed Trump should be.
Surely the "no new wars" people will stand up against the tyranny of their government.... any day now...
Clarification: I mean the people who said they voted Trump because they bought his convenient "no new wars" lie -- NOT people who actually don't want wars.
People only like to fight tyranny when its a mossad operation
And the world renowned "Doormat for US Imperialism" prize:
Yuppy. It's because all good buddies are getting arrested or losing their jobs over seas.
Surely this goes agains the spirit of the noble Fifa Peace Prize.
This is really going to hurt his chances of being nominated for The 7-Eleven Big Gulp© of Peace.
I dunno, Trump knows how to gulp I hear.
https://youtu.be/s8hEtI9AI0U
And it’s still getting drowned out by his association with Epstein.
And to think...the government of Norway could have totally avoided all this, if they'd just given him the Nobel Peace Prize when they had the chance. Now we're heading straight into WW3, all because the Prime Minister of Norway doesn't know who he works for. smh.
/s
Some kind of "special operation" then?
Bored of peace
According to Axios, this is why (I'm guessing it's mostly about the oil because he's a moron):
- Long-running nuclear dispute. The U.S. and Iran have had off-and-on talks about striking a nuclear deal for months.
- Protester killings
- He already sent aircraft carriers with threats - Chekhov's aircraft carrier
- Pressure from Israel
- The oil factor
- A sense of regime weakness
https://www.axios.com/2026/02/18/trump-iran-war-reasons-military-strikes
It is 100% Israel.
Attacking Iran would destroy they oil markets.
Hmm I thought the main reasons would be that there is a great public support for a regime change right now especially among Iranians and that there is a potential new leader (the son of the Shah) who might provide stability afterwards.
Has trump ever been known to think about that kind of stuff? lmao.
Does Trump actually decide anything?
Bully smells weakness.
Bullys are weak. Distraction and legacy are all he's concerned with
